Ink Master Recap: Half Naked and Fully Loaded


So let’s get some shit out of the way before we start:


Hi Sarah!

I’m sorry that I offended you, we all just think you have exorcist face when you do your interviews but I honestly do think you are pretty hot when you are static. You just aren’t made for video. Welcome to Sarah’s friends and family that came to defend her last week. I know you’ve never read this site or probably even heard of it but we don’t do normal recaps here. I read all comments and use the feedback to write my recaps and I’m not above apologizing or toning it down. If Sarah or anyone on the show does something stupid, I’m going to call them on it. However, you guys are right and maybe I shouldn’t have taken her face jokes as far as they went. Tatu Fatty isn’t fat, she just makes terrible clothing choices so I’ll switch her to Tacky Baby because I refuse to call her Tatu Baby. Now everyone hug it out and let’s have some fun and continue with the recap.

Last week we found out that Tray pretty much should have been dead at this point and is playing with fire by not taking his meds. Mark and Busta put him out of his misery by running his ass over with a semi and getting him sent home without even being able to defend himself to the judges. And yes, I never noticed how boxy he was until he walked around…it’s like they only showed face shots of him. Weird. Everyone is back in the loft discussing the elimination and Mark explains that the judges want them all to start fighting and to stop handing out badly composed tats. Steve interviews that those who are repeatedly on the bottom should go home already…Steve talks a lot of shit in his interviews. It’s like watching the Bad Girls Club where the bitches talk shit in confessional and smile in the other girl’s faces.

Our Loveable Beaver walks in and explains that Busta isn’t allowed to compete in the next flash challenge because of his background which means he forfeits his right to win immunity or whatever. Everyone kind of looks at Busta like what the fuck…I guess he has yet to mention his jail background which btw I have been looking and looking for his arrest records since the show aired. I could only find when he was released and where he was held plus a Myspace he maintained around that time. Anyway, he explains that he is on federal probation because he was in jail for 9 years on drug and weapons charges. They don’t know what their challenge will be and Busta sadly says that it must be some real gangsta shit and he can’t be involved. He should just be glad that it didn’t mean he was automatically eliminated from the whole competition.

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 9:58 am

    I wondered what exactly Kreepy Kay Kutta (KKK) was convicted of…and what else he has to stay away from. Thanks for finding at least part of the answer. I didn’t care enough to try to Google it.

    Tacky Baby’s dog looked so depressed…like hunting made it sad.

    I’m not a guy, so can the guys tell me if you really find it sexy to be able to count a woman’s ribs from 20 feet away? Because that Darenzia picture frightened me a little…and so did Steve’s tattoo.

  2. 2
    Valleygirl
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    I didn’t think Steve’s tat should’ve won. I liked Jamie’s more or even Clint’s (not just because I’m hopelessly in like with him, I swear). I totally agree with the ribs thing. Who thinks that’s sexy?
    I’m gonna miss Lalo, he was pretty cool. And I was hoping you would mention Darenzia’s constant sex faces! What in the world was that, I don’t even know who she is but what a douche.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 7:29 am

    Yeahh…I don’t get the ribs thing either.
    And Darenzia was making me laugh with how hard she was trying to be sexy while sitting on the couch.
    Guess they couldn’t get Dita von Teese, which is a shame. Love her.

    Steve’s tattoo was not the best for me either. I liked Jamie’s better, even though there was some funky things going on with the thigh that was planted on the ground. The curve in it was in a weird place, and it was too meaty to belong to the girl. Like one thigh was a ballerina’s and the other’s was a rugby player’s but then the calves were the same. The hand sticking out was also a man’s hand. That’s probably why he didn’t win, even though she had a gorgeous face.
    Steve’s proportions were better, but those ribs and the look on her face freaked me out.

    And how did the judges make their decision this week, because I demand a recount. Mark has fucked up every tattoo he has touched way worse than Lalo has. Can Mark even draw?
    And he has excuses for everything.
    Oh, I was overthinking it.
    Oh, I tried too hard to make it big.
    Oh, I ran out of time.
    Did I mention I broke my thumb?
    Like my God, every day there’s a fresh excuse. But excuses are not going to fix his tattoos, and excuses are not going to return people’s skin to their previously unblemished forms. I’m sure he’s not an awful tattooer regularly, but he has choked throughout this competition and people have left with some seriously fucked up shit on their bodies. He needs to be stopped!

    And Kay Kutta! His tattoo was so busted and disgusted, I cannot.
    And Sebastian! His was a hot mess, and his attitude in front of the judges was horrible.
    How does Lalo go home before any of these people?

    Jamie does stare death, but I still think he’s sexy.
    And it was nice of you to apologize for making fun of Sarah’s face. Idk though…her face was still scary to me this episode. She should just take still pictures and not let anyone film her talking ever.

  4. 4
    msjacqmills
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 9:13 am

    That opening pic of Sarah – wow, she looks gorgeous!

  5. 5
    msjacqmills
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 9:30 am

    And Lalo’s tattoo was hideous. The face on that girl was just scary.

  6. 6
    wcsdancer
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    “Tacky Baby’s dog looked so depressed…like hunting made it sad.”

    @cattyfan, that is hysterical! And true.

  7. 7
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    Is that first pic you, SG? Lookin’ good :)

    it’s always the pinup challenge that disappoints me the most. From Lalo’s monster head, to Mark’s fully covered up chick wearing (what looked like) Hefty garbage bags. Ugh.

    NOT a fan of the “ribs” look. Sad thing is, it looked like she was sucking her stomach in for MORE rib effect. I wanna call her “McRib”.

    Steve’s tatt was OK, I especially liked the little bit of color he put into it. Those shoes were to die for. But the ribs, THE RIBS.
    Tatoo Baby’s was ok, the badunk was pretty sexy, but her face……ughhhhh.
    I wanted to like Sarah’s but on second look, the pinup girl looks half bored, half dead.
    Jamie’s football chick was the best, that’s who I voted for.

    Can’t wait for next week, to see Oliver’s flowing mane…..

  8. 8
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    McRib!!! Hahahahahah!!!!

  9. 9
    SG SG
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    Pic is Sarah.

  10. 10
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    ohhhh then…. lookin’ good Sarah :P

  11. 11
    Honeybee
    Posted November 13, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Lalo’s lady looked bad, but honestly I thought Mark should have gone home. You couldn’t even see the pinup. That would be one helluva cover-up if at all, Lalo’s can at the very least be covered up. They were both bad, but I thought Mark’s was worse.

    Between Steve and Jamie, I personally liked Jamie’s better.

  12. 12
    eve
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    Mark is the worst artist on the show i do not understand how they have kept him on for so long, why because he has a big mouth and like to talk to shit…. Honestly Lalo should have never gone home and Mark stayed, that pin up was straight butchered on that poor person who now has to walk around with that nasty piece on them….
    And whats up with Sarah? Really Girl the only way you can elevate yourself is by putting other down. Tatu Baby did an excellent job, but ofcorse you had to hate and try and undermind her talent by stating that her Pin Ups Face was to dark, No Sarah you missed understood The Judges said \That she did a great job at not being scared of getting in there and putting the right amount of shadein that small space, this will be a tattoo that will hold for time to come.\ Did that burn your ass some more? Are you making more faces? You are a hater!…. Shame on you for not being able to\NOT\ hate on other to make your Bi-Polar feel better.

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