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By SG | Sunday, November 11, 2012 | 9:22 am | 12 Comments
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Back at the loft for some odd reason Sarah decides to go at Tacky explaining that the judges were too harsh on her even though she had the same elements they praised Tacky for. Everyone is confused as to why she is complaining about the critiques when it is the job of the judges to critique the work. Tacky tells her to stop crying about it and that because she can’t take the criticism she looks like a fool to the others. She is pretty much bitching at the girl for no reason because Sarah’s critique wasn’t that bad, certainly not enough to put her on the bottom. It smells like jealousy…Lalo says that Sarah gets too worked up and takes things too personally. Yep. He and Jesse debate about Lalo thinking he is the one that will be leaving and Jesse tells him that based on his critiques he might leave but he shouldn’t. The judges really liked Steve and Jamie’s tattoos for being detailed and technically sound. Mark and Lalo did the worst jobs and are on the bottom along with Jesse, Kay and Sebastian. Oliver comes to fetch Jamie, Steve, Mark and Lalo. Steve is pissed that Kay is still there and comments that the judges got it wrong this week.

The judges pick Steve as the winner and Jamie is safe as well. Lalo says that he wasn’t ready and that he takes his time when he tattoos to make sure everything is right. He knows that sounds like an excuse but look at the dude, he’s straight up a chill guy and I think he isn’t right for a timed competition. Mark is embarassed, as he should be, of his terrible dark blob. So Beaver goes off the deep end which must be the result of someone spiking his toothpick because he actually starts to sort of defend Mark saying he would rather wear his than Jamie’s tattoo. Oliver explains that he doesn’t pick favorites and he has to go off the criteria but he likes ugly tattoos. Chris doesn’t understand why Oliver is speaking up for Mark and Dave is laughing silently to himself because he is the one that probably spiked the toothpicks. Lalo ends up going home and he says it is like a punch to the face because there are other less skilled tattooers left in the competition.


(L) Steve (R) Lalo

Next week is a Star Wars themed and a braidless Oliver. Did you guys think Lalo should have gone home? Should someone else have been placed on the bottom like Kay or Sebastian? Did you think Steve should have won or maybe Tacky Baby? Who did you vote for this week and if you didn’t go visit this link to do so. Check out last week’s recap here! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the gasm!

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 9:58 am

    I wondered what exactly Kreepy Kay Kutta (KKK) was convicted of…and what else he has to stay away from. Thanks for finding at least part of the answer. I didn’t care enough to try to Google it.

    Tacky Baby’s dog looked so depressed…like hunting made it sad.

    I’m not a guy, so can the guys tell me if you really find it sexy to be able to count a woman’s ribs from 20 feet away? Because that Darenzia picture frightened me a little…and so did Steve’s tattoo.

  2. 2
    Valleygirl
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    I didn’t think Steve’s tat should’ve won. I liked Jamie’s more or even Clint’s (not just because I’m hopelessly in like with him, I swear). I totally agree with the ribs thing. Who thinks that’s sexy?
    I’m gonna miss Lalo, he was pretty cool. And I was hoping you would mention Darenzia’s constant sex faces! What in the world was that, I don’t even know who she is but what a douche.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 7:29 am

    Yeahh…I don’t get the ribs thing either.
    And Darenzia was making me laugh with how hard she was trying to be sexy while sitting on the couch.
    Guess they couldn’t get Dita von Teese, which is a shame. Love her.

    Steve’s tattoo was not the best for me either. I liked Jamie’s better, even though there was some funky things going on with the thigh that was planted on the ground. The curve in it was in a weird place, and it was too meaty to belong to the girl. Like one thigh was a ballerina’s and the other’s was a rugby player’s but then the calves were the same. The hand sticking out was also a man’s hand. That’s probably why he didn’t win, even though she had a gorgeous face.
    Steve’s proportions were better, but those ribs and the look on her face freaked me out.

    And how did the judges make their decision this week, because I demand a recount. Mark has fucked up every tattoo he has touched way worse than Lalo has. Can Mark even draw?
    And he has excuses for everything.
    Oh, I was overthinking it.
    Oh, I tried too hard to make it big.
    Oh, I ran out of time.
    Did I mention I broke my thumb?
    Like my God, every day there’s a fresh excuse. But excuses are not going to fix his tattoos, and excuses are not going to return people’s skin to their previously unblemished forms. I’m sure he’s not an awful tattooer regularly, but he has choked throughout this competition and people have left with some seriously fucked up shit on their bodies. He needs to be stopped!

    And Kay Kutta! His tattoo was so busted and disgusted, I cannot.
    And Sebastian! His was a hot mess, and his attitude in front of the judges was horrible.
    How does Lalo go home before any of these people?

    Jamie does stare death, but I still think he’s sexy.
    And it was nice of you to apologize for making fun of Sarah’s face. Idk though…her face was still scary to me this episode. She should just take still pictures and not let anyone film her talking ever.

  4. 4
    msjacqmills
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 9:13 am

    That opening pic of Sarah – wow, she looks gorgeous!

  5. 5
    msjacqmills
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 9:30 am

    And Lalo’s tattoo was hideous. The face on that girl was just scary.

  6. 6
    wcsdancer
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    “Tacky Baby’s dog looked so depressed…like hunting made it sad.”

    @cattyfan, that is hysterical! And true.

  7. 7
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    Is that first pic you, SG? Lookin’ good :)

    it’s always the pinup challenge that disappoints me the most. From Lalo’s monster head, to Mark’s fully covered up chick wearing (what looked like) Hefty garbage bags. Ugh.

    NOT a fan of the “ribs” look. Sad thing is, it looked like she was sucking her stomach in for MORE rib effect. I wanna call her “McRib”.

    Steve’s tatt was OK, I especially liked the little bit of color he put into it. Those shoes were to die for. But the ribs, THE RIBS.
    Tatoo Baby’s was ok, the badunk was pretty sexy, but her face……ughhhhh.
    I wanted to like Sarah’s but on second look, the pinup girl looks half bored, half dead.
    Jamie’s football chick was the best, that’s who I voted for.

    Can’t wait for next week, to see Oliver’s flowing mane…..

  8. 8
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    McRib!!! Hahahahahah!!!!

  9. 9
    SG SG
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    Pic is Sarah.

  10. 10
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    ohhhh then…. lookin’ good Sarah :P

  11. 11
    Honeybee
    Posted November 13, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Lalo’s lady looked bad, but honestly I thought Mark should have gone home. You couldn’t even see the pinup. That would be one helluva cover-up if at all, Lalo’s can at the very least be covered up. They were both bad, but I thought Mark’s was worse.

    Between Steve and Jamie, I personally liked Jamie’s better.

  12. 12
    eve
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    Mark is the worst artist on the show i do not understand how they have kept him on for so long, why because he has a big mouth and like to talk to shit…. Honestly Lalo should have never gone home and Mark stayed, that pin up was straight butchered on that poor person who now has to walk around with that nasty piece on them….
    And whats up with Sarah? Really Girl the only way you can elevate yourself is by putting other down. Tatu Baby did an excellent job, but ofcorse you had to hate and try and undermind her talent by stating that her Pin Ups Face was to dark, No Sarah you missed understood The Judges said \That she did a great job at not being scared of getting in there and putting the right amount of shadein that small space, this will be a tattoo that will hold for time to come.\ Did that burn your ass some more? Are you making more faces? You are a hater!…. Shame on you for not being able to\NOT\ hate on other to make your Bi-Polar feel better.

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