The roommates are all gathered in the living room. Pauly shows off his new pedicure. “Vinny likes to put my feet in his mouth, so he made me get a pedicure,” he says. Jenni did not care for the mental image this statement caused her to have. Deena tells us that the weather is shitty so they don’t know what they’re going to do tonight. Mike asks Snooki if they’ve set a date for the wedding yet. They have not. “Do you have any plans for the wedding yet?” Pauly asks. “No,” Snooki answers.
“You know what?” Vinny says, “Me and Jionni should be friends.” Snooki tells him, “Well if you keep joking around like you are…” “Like I’m what, the father?” Vinny asks. Snooki says that it’s not funny anymore. JMomm asks Vinny how pissed he would be if some girl was going around saying he was the father of her baby when he wasn’t. Vinny says that he doesn’t joke like that when Jionni is around. “It’s kinda disrespectful,” Snooki says. Vinny reiterates that he and Jionni should be friends. “I don’t think so,” Pauly says. Ron asks what Vinny and Jionni have in common. “We’re eskimo brothers, bro!” Vinny replies. I was not familiar with this expression, but according to urbandictionary.com it is used when two men have both occupied the same “igloo.”
I want to slap that ridiculous hipster hat right off his smarmy little head.
Pauly explains what the term eskimo brothers means and then says that all of the men in the house are eskimo brothers. I’m seriously convinced that if we did like a six degrees of separation thing with our sex lives, the majority of Americans between the ages of 18 and 35 would have Jersey Shore cast members showing up on the list. “You’re such a perv,” Snooki says.
“Do you go to LaMaze classes?” Vinny asks her. “I’m gonna go,” she replies. “Can I go?” he predictably asks. When Snooki says no, he says, “Shit, I wanna go!” Snooki and Sammi both interject that Ronnie will be going with Snooki, which… what? Why? “The joke’s over, I’m not the father, okay?” Vinny says.”Me and Snooki had sex for like, half a second, by the way,” he continues. Mike interviews that Vinny is pushing Snooki’s buttons right now. “If Vinny keeps this up, he’s gonna be out of the wedding,” Mike chuckles.
The next morning, the house is waking up. Snooki interviews that she’s working with Pauly and Deena today. “I feel like we’re gonna kill it together.” As they walk to work, Pauly says that he looks like a piece of sausage next to the two meatballs. “Long and thin in the middle. We look like a (insert euphemism of your choice for male genitalia).” “Ew,” the girls chorus.
They meet Danny outside the store. “Cutting it close, two minutes to spare!” he tells them. Better than showing up super late, as they were prone to doing last year. Snooki interviews that she feels badly for all the trouble she’s caused Danny in the past. “I think I’m gonna be a really good employee this summer,” she tells us. Danny teases Snooki, “Try being a little more responsible, you’re going to be a mother!” Snooki asks if she can talk to him, and they move away from the others.
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