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Back at the house, Mike is wondering what they should make for dinner. I love that the boys are always the ones who cook in the house, and the food they make always looks delicious. “Just like old times,” Mike says as they prepare the food. “So for Sunday dinner we have a little feast going on,” Vinny interviews. “Me and Mike are doing the cooking, and Pauly sets the table and just yells out random shit. That’s his idea of cooking.” Pauly realizes that they’re one fork short, and says that someone will have to use a spoon instead.
“Do you put the chicken back in the thing or do you wash it?” Sammi asks. “You know, when you put it on the grill, do you put it back in the same pan?” Vinny clarifies that he puts it on a separate dish. “Yeah, you have to, right?” says Sammi. Only if you don’t want to risk a nasty case of food poisoning. “It’s been four summers, and these girls are not gonna change,” Mike interviews. “You know, they’re just not cooks.” Sammi asks Vinny if he’s making a tomato salad and he answers, “Yes, Captain Obvious.” “For somebody who promotes, like, positive attitudes, you’re really a fucking dick,” Sammi tells him. Pauly find this statement highly amusing. Vinny says he was just joking around.
“I also promote joking,” Vinny says.
Dinner is ready, and the roommates gather around the table. JMomm tells everyone to be careful because the dish that the steak is in is really hot. Mike immediately goes to pick it up with his bare hand and burns himself. “I told you!” JMomm scolds. “Nobody grab the damn dish!”
“First Sunday dinner,” Mike says, and the others echo this. They all say thank you to the cooks. “What are we gonna do tonight?” is the question now. “We could tell stories,” Pauly suggests. “Ghost stories!” says Snooki. “What was it like when you first had sex?” is Jenni’s suggestion. Mike and Pauly were each in a car their first time. “Backseat. Cutlass. Yeah, buddy!” says Pauly. Deena says that she lost her virginity at nineteen. “In the backseat of a Jeep?” Mike asks. “No, it was my car,” Deena shrugs. “Classy,” says Ronnie.
Vinny takes this opportunity to announce, “I’m gonna be celibate.” Everyone goes completely silent.
Pauly says, “That’s stupid.” Jenni asks if that’s what Vinny really wants to do. “Why would someone do that?” Pauly asks. Vinny says that he wants to set a personal challenge for himself. As personal challenges go, this is much less skeevy than his personal challenge last summer. “Before coming to Seaside, I have made a decision to try to remain celibate this summer,” Vinny tells us. “I wanna hang out with girls but not have pussy like the only thing ruling my world.”