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“Crap!” Deena says. “My Meatball! I already lost her with the drinking, and now I’m losing her in my room? I understand it’s good for her, but this blows for me.” As the roommates sit glumly around the table, Snooki says, “I’m not going anywhere. Just make sure no one takes my bed cos I might want to sleep here on stay-at-home nights.” Vinny tells us that Snooki is a different person now that she’s pregnant. “She is growing up and she is finally accepting the fact that this shore house is not a place for a pregnant woman to sleep in. There’s fucking things being thrown around, people fighting, strangers coming in and out, and so we definitely support her decision.” I still don’t get it.
The roommates move from the table to the living room. “What else can we talk about?” Vinny asks. Pauly suggests they have a rap battle. “Why don’t we all rap battle like we used to?” Sammi says. Vinny gets everybody up and standing in a circle. “We’re gonna throw, like, Chinese darts at each other, and you guys, like, look each other in the eye, and like ‘phwing,’ like that.” This does sound like an activity Snooki should avoid. Vinny tells us that since they’re staying home tonight he wants to have some fun playing games in the house. He launches an imaginary dart at Mike, who puts his hand up to “catch” it.
I suppose it was foolish of me to think he meant real darts, but these people do get up to some crazy shenanigans. It turns out to be a fun looking game, and the roommates throw and catch the darts in various imaginative and amusing ways. “Oops, I dropped it!” Pauly says. Snooki tells us living at the shore house is like being with your family. “Even though I feel more comfortable moving out and getting my own place, it’s bitter-sweet.” We hear her giggling, “I like this game!” as we fade out on the house.
Next time: Things look to be getting serious between Mike and Paula; Deena has another freaking meltdown; Mike sings Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” at karaoke with his own twist on the lyrics.
I’m sorry it took me so long to get these up. I totally forgot how time consuming these things are to write. The next episode should be up much more promptly. Thanks for reading, and please chime in on the comments if you have anything you want to say about this episode!