Snooki worries that having a baby makes her boring now. Jionni says, “No!” “Don’t you think it’s trashy to see a pregnant lady in a club?” she asks again. I think she wants him to tell her that it isn’t trashy at all and make the decision for them to go to Karma so that if she has a miserable time she can still blame it on him. “They’re going to get bombed tonight,” she says about her roommates. Jionni is concerned that the drunken roommates will jump on Snooki while she’s sleeping. Snooki says that she want to talk to Danny about finding a new house. “That’s good,” Jionni tells her. She asks him what she should say. “Danny, I’m pregnant, I don’t get much rest or privacy in my house. Can you help me find one to sleep in? And I will be at work on time every day.” I like to poke fun at Jionni’s miniature musclebound self, but he is coming across as very level headed, mature, and steady here. If that’s what he’s actually like, he and Snooki may actually make it for the long haul.
Snooki says that she’ll work every day if Danny wants her too. She’s never shown even the slightest glimmer of a work ethic before, but since she has nothing else to do, this summer might result in some valuable life lessons for our ‘Nocked Up Nicole. Jionni suggests that she tell Danny that if he finds her a house she’ll work every day. Snooki plans to talk to Danny in the morning.
Pauly D interviews that he’s having a blast at Karma. “MVP’s back in full effect, back at Karma, doing what we do.” Mike comes up to Pauly in the club, a blonde girl trailing behind him. “She’s like, ‘You gotta talk dirty to us,’” Mike tells Pauly.”‘And, if I bring you home later, I’ll beat you up like Rampage, yo.’”
Thou shalt not take the name of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson in vain.
Mike tells us that he missed MVP. There are girls swarming all over him in the club, just like always. I don’t understand why anyone would clamber for the opportunity to be another notch on his bedpost, but I do have a somewhat old-fashioned attitude towards sex; I tend away from one night stands that will be filmed and viewed by millions. Always been kind of uptight that way.
Sammi is telling Ronnie that she’s hungry. Ronnie makes a stupid face and shakes his head. “All right, make fun of me, like…” Sammi says. Ronnie tells her he’s mocking her because she doesn’t listen to him. “You need to eat, like, breakfast, lunch, dinner,” he says. Also second breakfast, elevenses, tea, and supper. “Stop yelling at me,” Sammi whines. I can get based on their history that Sammi feels like he’s being unnecessarily harsh, but right now he’s making valid points. “I’m not, I’m talking to you,” he replies. The yelling is because he has to shout to be heard in the club.