***Sorry about the terrible pics! My desktop crashed so I’m on the lappy tonight with a cell phone camera. It makes Jill look as CRAYCRAY as she sounds. Also, this was meant to be a short update, but as usual, the woman couldn’t stop talking. It’s now a loooooong update. Thanks for that, JILL.
I would like to start this recap by saying: Seriously. Jill Zarin. For fuck’s sake. SHUT. UP.
Jill not shutting up at all ever.
Fans of Real Housewives of New York have been waiting all week to see what went down when Raging Narcissist Housewives Terrorist Jill Zarin dropped in on the ever bobble headed Andy Cohen’s late night show, Watch What Happens Live. Would the fired Housewife murder Andy? Beg him for her job back? Blame Bethenny for something? No, Basically, and YESYESYES.
Bobblehead Andy Cohen
Jill, along with Alex McCord and “I Can Make You Hot (To Blind Men Who Like the Feel of Giant Angular Jaws)” author Kelly Bensimon, was unceremoniously dumped at the end of last season to make room for Aviva, the Raging Narcissist Housewives Terrorist with a Peg Leg. Here’s the thing about terrorists. You cut off a head and four more pop up to take its place.
Jill has been relentless in her bizarre social media war against Bobblehead’s decision. She’s allegedly bought some followers to protest the network on her behalf. She tweeted all year about how lame the show was without her. She appeared on any tv show and radio show and podcast (even ours!) and staged play reading and show and tell and supermarket demonstration she could. And you know what she did on all these shows? She talked about herself. And talked about herself. And talked about herself. In case you haven’t heard, Jill Zarin has something to say, dammit! But what is it? ? ?
You can try and ignore her, as Bravo did. Andy Cohen may not answer his cell phone these days, but bitch sho as hayell checks his twitter! Jill has turned that site into The Birds. She tweeted and nagged and nagged and tweeted so goddamn much, Bobblehead actually had to pick up his phone and ask her back to TV and say whatever the hell it is that she’s been wanting to say all this time so she can finally stfu and move on. We know that will never happen, but it’ll be fun watching Andy try. Let’s do this!