Andy stays silent and lets Jill stutter into oblivion about how she pitched the storyline of a fight with Bethenny to Bravo because the fans would love it. He admits remembering this conversation, which proves his shows are completely full of shit, and says that at that time he advised her that it was a bad move. She didn’t listen to him and was intent on making a “huge TV moment”. Unfortunately, she didn’t tell Bethenny that it was all just a fake plot for ratings, and that’s why Bethenny got mad.
If you know a Scientologist, make them watch this interview to explain to them that mental illness is real and drugs are GOOD.
Andy’s face is not hiding the obvious: that Jill has gone crazier than anyone could have hoped. She accuses him of editing her badly so Bethenny could look good for her spinoff. He spills the entire can of salt into the wound at once, reminding her that she could have been a part of the spinoff had she not been such a raging c word to Bethenny in the first place. She says B never forgave her on purpose cuz she didn’t want Jill sharing the spotlight on the spinoff. That woman who glued her kid to the wall in Texas is kinda sounding rational and loving compared to this witch.
Jill is ranting and raving again. She finally did apologize to Bethenny but it was too late! That’s no fair! Jill watches B’s spinoff and when Jason told her it was done she forgave him! How is that fair? She actually moans “I just didn’t understand why we couldn’t be friends?!?” HAHA!
She has tears in her eyes now. Not because of the lost friendship with Bethenny, but because Bethenny represents the end of Jill’s career, and it’s making her sick. AND IT’S FUCKING BRILLIANT TO WATCH.
Andy lobs over the fact that Bethenny and Jason are married and that’s kinda different. Does Jill think B has forgiven her? Why, sure! And Jill has congratulated Bethenny on her success even though fan after fan has told Jill that Bethenny is a mean spirited jerk who doesn’t deserve forgiveness. That’s what a good person Jill Zarin is, Andy! Do you regret it NOW?
Andy asks if Jill watches B’s show, and Jill cries and says the sound of her voice makes her sick. LOL. It’s like listening to her own fucking failure with a wacky apple loop as background music.
Andy confronts her about telling the other women not to film with Bethenny, and Jill says that’s a lie and even if it were true, she only did it because Bethenny taught her to not film with people like Kelly to edge them out of the show! Still Bethenny’s fault. And Andy’s. He became friends with Bethenny and had her on his show on the premiere of the year and solo, which he never does! That’s unprofessional! He has dinner with her! That’s against the rules! Take it to the Supreme Court, bitch. With the way they’ve been ruling lately, you might actually have a shot.
Jill accuses Andy of playing favorites and not only letting Bethenny fire Jill, but letting her cast the newbies too! HAHAH! This is a response to Bethenny telling a reporter that she had suggested Aviva a couple of years ago. Andy blows her off, saying that he didn’t become social with Bethenny until after she was a housewife. Who cares? Jill, he would have been friends with you, too, but YOU’RE A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING.
Andy, not ruffled, switches to Aviva. Does Jill feel that Aviva was being treated on Saint Barth’s like Jill was treated on Scary Island? Jill says yes. Aviva had apparently called Ramona off camera and told her she was bringing Reid, but Ramona pretended that never happened and sabotaged Aviva! Just like Jill was sabotaged because the producers knew she was gonna show up at a certain time, so they had the entire cast lined up in pedicure chairs like “a firing squad” to greet Jill. LOL.
Andy says that when she pitched her big island surprise to Andy, he warned her that it was a terrible idea. She ignored him again, and again looked like a fool.
Jill identifies with Aviva a little, but she REALLY identifies with George! HAHAHAHAHA!! George got kicked out of a party and Jill knows how that feels! Ramona is a horrible person, which you didn’t hear that from Jill cuz they called a truce. So now you’re comparing yourself to the most hated member of the RHONY cast besides Aviva. Zarin is incapable of saying the right thing ever. And ps, she agreed with Aviva’s “white trash” comment. Well, we have that in common.
LuAnn’s affair? It “keeps her relevant for next season.” What a sad, sick way to think. Jesus.
Andy asks why she tweets about the show so much if she’s moved on? She says that she left the show, but it will never leave her! It’s worldwide! She gets a hundred emails a day! She has more twitter followers than the entire NY cast put together! He smiles. “Did you buy those followers?”
Deep breath. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! She is, for the first time, completely thrown off by that one. “WHAT?!?” He keeps the smile and asks again, saying that she’s accused of that. Like, all the time. She says she didn’t even know you could do that! HAH! FUCKING LIAR! She answered that question on our podcast, so of course she knew about it. She’s just flabbergasted, and I’m cheering in my seat.
She tells Andy that wasn’t cool and that she’s got over 300,000 followers on Facebook. Did she buy those too? He smiles. “I don’t know.” Wow. So, I love Andy Cohen now? This night is off the charts.