Kourtney and Kim Recap: Dead Air

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By CathodeTube | Monday, February 18, 2013 | 2:06 pm | 7 Comments
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Khlo calls Kim to report that Scott’s being a big creepadoo and Lamar might kill him if he heard the innuendo he was tossing around.

Club. Kim wants to be taught to booty-pop by the cage dancers. Scott won’t stop touching Khlo.

More eating. Khloe announces that she’s not talking to Scott because he’s crossed a line and she feels violated. Yes, we were there a few minutes ago when that happened. When did Khlo become such a shit-stirrer? Like it’s not going to make things awkward when she says this in front of the whole family, including Mason.

I like how reflective Kim’s forehead is here.

So Scott learns a valuable lesson about being inappropriate. It’s that the next time he does so, he needs to take it a little further so we have something to look at on our tiny teevees in our tiny houses to bring more excitement into our tiny lives. Scott tells Kourt he wouldn’t be with her if they didn’t have kids.


And she does this, because her brain is made of sushi.

The entire under-25 female population of Miami turns out to see Rob and his sock line, because there is apparently nothing else to do in the whole state of Florida.

Our dad went to law school and slaved over hot murderers so we could give people expensive athlete’s foot.

Kim and Scott surprise Kourt by signing the lease on the giant house. Then they get furniture, and Kourt’s life is complete.

Next time, Choadan calls someone a bitch and gets himself slapped. And by next time I mean tonight! Thanks, show, I had absolutely nothing else to do.

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CathodeTube has wanted to be a recapper ever since she read the MightyBigTV interview with Sars and James Van Der Beek. She lives in Chicago with her husband and baby son, and adores hip-hop, cop shows, competitive reality TV, and all foods involving melted cheese. She used to copyedit made-up blogs for the "reputation management" of people who got themselves on The Dirty or Mugshots.com. Turns out google-bombing doesn't work anymore, so now she writes product copy, is much happier, and still wears stretchy pants at all times.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Sunshine
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    I know they are all spoiled..but Kim is by far the worst of them all…what a princess…

    I would love to see her have to live in a small cape cod with no central air LMAO

  2. 2
    Pippin
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Wasn’t sure if you were snacking or not, but Rob was BooHooing over Rita Ora. God knows why, she scares the hell out of me. This show is terrible, and yet I still watch while tidying the house. I need new background tv.

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Now Rob’s sock line finally got launched you can just feel the excitement everywhere.

    But where was CNN with the kontinuous koverage? The family’s so not going to forget that diss.

  4. 4
    Olivia
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 5:26 am

    It is unbelievable that this untalented mob of morons is paid millions for what you just described as a “show”. Boring beyond belief!

    They all seem to hate each other and the only reason they manage to gather in one room is for the paycheck they get that started with a sex tape that includes a “golden shower”.

    But if I am bored it’s nothing compared to the boredom of Kourtney who appears to want to be anywhere but where she is when it comes to Kim. You can almost feel her loathing of her sister coming through the tv.

    Why this crapola is still on the air is a mystery.

  5. 5
    CathodeTube CathodeTube
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 7:39 am

    @Pippin – Nope, no snark, I was seriously too lazy to Google it. Thanks for that info! I can always count on my Gasmii for the facts!

  6. 6
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    I love the new house.

  7. 7
    considerthis
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    Did Rob K dump or digest Rita? WOW dude is FAT and has Kourtney’s shiny outlook on life to boot!

    The staff at the Eden Roc Miami had to grease the door frame and put a twinkie on the bed just to get Rob in the suite. How can somebody launch a sock line (for Drag Queens) when they can’t even see thier own feet?

    Love how Scott sharing a room with the mother of his TWO kids is never even a consideration. WHY is he with her – fame? fortune?

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