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Monday, January 28, 2013
4:32 pm
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Raw bar! Scott is surrounded by yummy food and lesbians. He also learns many useful facts about the government protections and benefits gay marriage ought to provide. He’s expanding his horizons and I feel all nice and warm for him for a minute. Also significantly less creeped out than when he’s with Chapman and Mmmkay? and their veneers.
They’re all having, forgive me, but, as the Flintstones might say, a gay old time. And yummy fried food, did I mention? As reality show staples go, fried food beats the everloving crap out of pet poo.
All through the show, Pink Panther-type music is playing, because it’s such a plot and a caper that Kim’s stealing this breast milk to rub on her shins and god knows where else. She’s watching the kids & just waiting for those meddling babies to fall asleep so she can help herself to some more.
Bleargh.
Scott and Dani are old chums now, and they’re talking about how Dani’s girlfriend likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the ti-ime (she parties all the time). How does Dani feel about that, Scott asks. Dani shrugs and sucks air through her teeth and says you have to take the bad with the good, she guesses. Scott’s being impressively normal here. Apparently Dani’s girlfriend’s not really gay, or not really that gay, and Scott tells the camera that it’s nice to talk to someone else with a wacky relationship and he appreciates the trust. I’m glad Scott’s averaging one new friend a week, but I’m not ready to say Dani’s got the best judgment because, Tila Tequila. We’ll be calling Dani’s current girlfriend Josephina Cuervo unless the screen tells us different.
It’s the Slightly-yellower-than-white Panther! Kim and Cho-cho are at it again with the boobie milk! They’re going to dump a bottle in progress (because baby backwash is also good for psoriasis) into a water bottle. Pretty sneaky, sis. Choadan drinks a shot of stinky Kourtney’s stinky breast milk because Kim tells him to. Nice, Chumpan.
Kourt comes back, and Kim goes into an unnecessarily long explanation how the breast milk was “spilled”. Kourt is skeptical.
I believe deodorant will pollute my breast milk, but I don’t believe that.
How much is the buy-in to play poker with Kim? I’ll bet Mason could beat her. Also, Kim is a total slob kabob in this scene, I must point out.
Breakfast. Scott talks about his fun time the previous night and how he has no awkward silences or forced conversation with his new friends. Kourtney says she’s really happy for him because he needs some friends. Except really she doesn’t say that. She takes it totally personally, like he’s trying to say that he has forced conversation with her, which, hey, bitch kabob, your SkypePsych would not approve of this. Scott is taken aback, which he shouldn’t be, because he knows who he’s talking to. Kim tries to excusify for Kourt’s foul mood. They leave and Kim has to clear the table, and of course, she’s quite put out.
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Breast milk is one of the most disgusting things in the world, IMO. I am a paramedic, and can handle puke, poop, blood, broken bones sticking out of the skin, etc, but breast milk makes me want to throw up. Not sure why….I just cringe even thinking about it….*blech**gag*
New it wouldn’t be long before the rest of the Kard Klan would have to whore it on to the show – Bruce’s face has that freshly minted burn victim color and gloss to it.
I think MMMMMKay is a MMMMMMuncher as in carpet and Chapman wears assless chaps man when he is playing Village People dress-up. Both covering for each other in a loving relationship.
Is there a clause that says that a Kard has to be in every scene because Kim at the pool party was about as appropriate as a turd in a punch bowl. She was not dressed for it, looked so sceeved out by the misfit gay, les, trans,bi attendees and bolted 5 minutes after arriving.
Did anybody notice the “What to Expect when You’re Expecting” book beside her when she is babysitting. Good Lord the baby/mom/parenting shit this season is too much.
ANALOGY TIME; Kourt is to pleasant/easy going as ______________ (fill in the blank). I honestly tried but I cannot think of anything that is that opposite. She is a miserable twat that has some very unhealthy realtionships – way overattached to her kids and way underattached to all other humans.
@considerthis A cactus on a hemmorhoid? Wait, am I allowed to play?
True story: My son is 100% formula-fed. I trust the folks at Similac more than my own body. Also, it’s nice to be able to take pills that help you NOT BE A SHRIEKING LOON/jealous weirdo/stankyass, etc.
@Cathode Tube YES!! I tried the breast feeding cult for a week, and when my body said, “No milk, sorry” I ended it. No I can take my Paxil in peace and also let my husband help with nightly feedings.
Niice @Cathod! Love the cactus.
I too never breast fed and my 5 foot tall flourishing straight A soccer star 12 yr old son seems to be doing just fine. Like I said, Kort seems to have very neurotic tendencies and bizzare realtionships.
“I’d die” (says Kim) “Promise? Cathode Tube you had me at that word, that was funny shit.
I never watch this freak show entirely, but I do peek in during commercials to see Kim the fatass make an ASS out of herself- I saw some of the breast milk caper and I was totally grossed out. She should hook up with that freak show Honey Boo Boo and her white trash family, I’d watch that!
Poor Scott, he should leave that miserable bitch who treats him like crap
Mason really is cute, though, can he be on alone?
Thanks for the many chuckles you gave me with this recap, keep ‘em coming Doll. Oh, did I just use that word? Amazing! Argh, I did it agin, I must be turning cray cray
A Rhino is to soft/cuddly.
Oh crap..wrong game. I thought it was the other one. “This is to that” etc…
Sorry. Can’t think of anything better than the catcus!’
Robin
Robin, you have it right! I should have said a cactus is to soothing-on-a-hemorrhoid. Thank you, ladies, for your solidarity in wanting to keep your breasts to yourselves! It helps to hear that. If I had time for activist stuff, I’d try and offset this leche league propaganda.
THANKS FOR POSTING THIS!!! I couldn’t remember where that girl Dani was from!!!
I fell asleep trying to get caught up tv viewing and dreamed I was watching somebody squirt milk out of her boob onto her sister’s leg sore.
Something’s not right. I might need to call a counselor.