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Raw bar! Scott is surrounded by yummy food and lesbians. He also learns many useful facts about the government protections and benefits gay marriage ought to provide. He’s expanding his horizons and I feel all nice and warm for him for a minute. Also significantly less creeped out than when he’s with Chapman and Mmmkay? and their veneers.
They’re all having, forgive me, but, as the Flintstones might say, a gay old time. And yummy fried food, did I mention? As reality show staples go, fried food beats the everloving crap out of pet poo.
All through the show, Pink Panther-type music is playing, because it’s such a plot and a caper that Kim’s stealing this breast milk to rub on her shins and god knows where else. She’s watching the kids & just waiting for those meddling babies to fall asleep so she can help herself to some more.
Scott and Dani are old chums now, and they’re talking about how Dani’s girlfriend likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the ti-ime (she parties all the time). How does Dani feel about that, Scott asks. Dani shrugs and sucks air through her teeth and says you have to take the bad with the good, she guesses. Scott’s being impressively normal here. Apparently Dani’s girlfriend’s not really gay, or not really that gay, and Scott tells the camera that it’s nice to talk to someone else with a wacky relationship and he appreciates the trust. I’m glad Scott’s averaging one new friend a week, but I’m not ready to say Dani’s got the best judgment because, Tila Tequila. We’ll be calling Dani’s current girlfriend Josephina Cuervo unless the screen tells us different.
It’s the Slightly-yellower-than-white Panther! Kim and Cho-cho are at it again with the boobie milk! They’re going to dump a bottle in progress (because baby backwash is also good for psoriasis) into a water bottle. Pretty sneaky, sis. Choadan drinks a shot of stinky Kourtney’s stinky breast milk because Kim tells him to. Nice, Chumpan.
Kourt comes back, and Kim goes into an unnecessarily long explanation how the breast milk was “spilled”. Kourt is skeptical.
How much is the buy-in to play poker with Kim? I’ll bet Mason could beat her. Also, Kim is a total slob kabob in this scene, I must point out.
Breakfast. Scott talks about his fun time the previous night and how he has no awkward silences or forced conversation with his new friends. Kourtney says she’s really happy for him because he needs some friends. Except really she doesn’t say that. She takes it totally personally, like he’s trying to say that he has forced conversation with her, which, hey, bitch kabob, your SkypePsych would not approve of this. Scott is taken aback, which he shouldn’t be, because he knows who he’s talking to. Kim tries to excusify for Kourt’s foul mood. They leave and Kim has to clear the table, and of course, she’s quite put out.