Kourt writes an email to not send to Scott, but apparently doesn’t leave the To: line blank. Kim shows up to screw with things. Ko tells her exactly what she’s doing and how the Skeyrapist told her to, because Ko has rocks in her head. And they both smile stupidly as they go…
Kim: Wait, let me see it.
Ko: It’s personal.
Kim grabs the phone.
Kim: Ok. Just, vent to me.
Ko: Bla bla bla friends, phase of our future, I don’t like my man having more friends than I have, because it underscores the fact that I am an insane holistic harpy.
Kim: [tappa tappa thumba thumba]
Ko: You did not just send that.
Kim: Bible. I was an accident. It’s just habit.
What, did that sound dis-gin… dinge… disingenuous?
Habit? To send someone else’s email on their phone? Seriously, who raised these people? Kourtney is not as mad about this as she really should be.
But guess who is? Scott! And he rightly, frustratedly notes that he just can’t win with Ko, and she’s going to twist everything he does. Someone else who recapped this show noticed that Scott’s kind of the smartest, or at least the most astute, and I agree. Kudos to him I guess. I’ll have a Perrier with you, brah. No I won’t. But I’ll tell you you’re right in this instance, and hey, keep standing up for yourself, er, brah, because it’s not fair how she’s switching up situations so you’ll lose. I know because I’ve done this very thing in irrational times and REALIZED I WAS WRONG. And that’s one to grow on.
Ko’s hair looks pretty good at one point in some camera talk. Shiny. I have never seen highlights done right in dark hair until now. Nice work, Ko’s hairdresser. You should have a show with Tabatha Coffey. As you know, anything is a show these days. I would watch you cut hair and banter in real time. Well, someone would, and be better for it.
Wait, why does Ko’s hair look all raggedy now? Hah, ‘cause it’s Kim’s! Kim, you left the back of your dress in your room. You owe it to yourself to lift and separate, can you just, please… Kim tells Scott it’s her fault, she sent the message accidentally. Scott basically says that Ko didn’t accidentally think these mean and angry and bitter and stupidly jealous thoughts.
Scott and Dani go out and try on ties and have a generally nice time. Dani’s telegenic. I like her. They talk about the wacky ways their women show they care through craziness and misery.
Ko eats eggs in her robe and asks Scott in a snotty voice what he’s been doing. He responds in an even snottier voice that he & Dani totally rocked out with their wangs out or whatever. Glow sticks are mentioned, which is awesome, because that’s always how I know an evening’s going well… (!?) And they’re both wrong, but Ko is more wrong, but Scott should know that responding in kind is not going to do any good for anyone. They go their separate ways (actually she sits and he goes away), and I realize her hair is shiny because she’s not washing it. Still prettier than Kim’s ratty extensions.
My hair hurts. Does breast milk help with that?