Kourtney and Kim Recap: Ho Remedies

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   Tmurda
   Posted January 29, 2013 at 5:06 am

   Breast milk is one of the most disgusting things in the world, IMO. I am a paramedic, and can handle puke, poop, blood, broken bones sticking out of the skin, etc, but breast milk makes me want to throw up. Not sure why….I just cringe even thinking about it….*blech**gag*

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   Considerthis
   Posted January 29, 2013 at 11:37 am

   New it wouldn’t be long before the rest of the Kard Klan would have to whore it on to the show – Bruce’s face has that freshly minted burn victim color and gloss to it.

   I think MMMMMKay is a MMMMMMuncher as in carpet and Chapman wears assless chaps man when he is playing Village People dress-up. Both covering for each other in a loving relationship.

   Is there a clause that says that a Kard has to be in every scene because Kim at the pool party was about as appropriate as a turd in a punch bowl. She was not dressed for it, looked so sceeved out by the misfit gay, les, trans,bi attendees and bolted 5 minutes after arriving.

   Did anybody notice the “What to Expect when You’re Expecting” book beside her when she is babysitting. Good Lord the baby/mom/parenting shit this season is too much.

   ANALOGY TIME; Kourt is to pleasant/easy going as ______________ (fill in the blank). I honestly tried but I cannot think of anything that is that opposite. She is a miserable twat that has some very unhealthy realtionships – way overattached to her kids and way underattached to all other humans.

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   CathodeTube
   Posted January 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

   @considerthis A cactus on a hemmorhoid? Wait, am I allowed to play?
   True story: My son is 100% formula-fed. I trust the folks at Similac more than my own body. Also, it’s nice to be able to take pills that help you NOT BE A SHRIEKING LOON/jealous weirdo/stankyass, etc.

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   sardini
   Posted January 29, 2013 at 2:56 pm

   @Cathode Tube YES!! I tried the breast feeding cult for a week, and when my body said, “No milk, sorry” I ended it. No I can take my Paxil in peace and also let my husband help with nightly feedings.

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   Considerthis
   Posted January 29, 2013 at 6:17 pm

   Niice @Cathod! Love the cactus.

   I too never breast fed and my 5 foot tall flourishing straight A soccer star 12 yr old son seems to be doing just fine. Like I said, Kort seems to have very neurotic tendencies and bizzare realtionships.

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   Pat Ledoux
   Posted January 29, 2013 at 6:18 pm

   “I’d die” (says Kim) “Promise? Cathode Tube you had me at that word, that was funny shit.

   I never watch this freak show entirely, but I do peek in during commercials to see Kim the fatass make an ASS out of herself- I saw some of the breast milk caper and I was totally grossed out. She should hook up with that freak show Honey Boo Boo and her white trash family, I’d watch that!

   Poor Scott, he should leave that miserable bitch who treats him like crap

   Mason really is cute, though, can he be on alone?
   Thanks for the many chuckles you gave me with this recap, keep ‘em coming Doll. Oh, did I just use that word? Amazing! Argh, I did it agin, I must be turning cray cray

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   Robin
   Posted January 29, 2013 at 6:55 pm

   A Rhino is to soft/cuddly.

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   Robin
   Posted January 29, 2013 at 7:00 pm

   Oh crap..wrong game. I thought it was the other one. “This is to that” etc…

   Sorry. Can’t think of anything better than the catcus!’

   Robin

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   CathodeTube
   Posted January 30, 2013 at 12:01 am

   Robin, you have it right! I should have said a cactus is to soothing-on-a-hemorrhoid. Thank you, ladies, for your solidarity in wanting to keep your breasts to yourselves! It helps to hear that. If I had time for activist stuff, I’d try and offset this leche league propaganda.

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    Danielle
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    THANKS FOR POSTING THIS!!! I couldn’t remember where that girl Dani was from!!!

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    kthxbai
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    I fell asleep trying to get caught up tv viewing and dreamed I was watching somebody squirt milk out of her boob onto her sister’s leg sore.

    Something’s not right. I might need to call a counselor.