Ben- looks less than thrilled at getting the paleface. He claims ladies like him for the wrong reasons- namely his cockney accent. Well, when you look like Gavin Rossdale mated with Carrot Top, there is not a lot to choose from.
Ali – A nasal southern princess who basically says she is a princess, southernly and nasally. She is also addicted to raccoon eye makeup, which is a look that should wear well in high humidity!
“Jenny McCarthy taught me everything I know about eyeshadow”
Jason – He is chosen by Ali for having pretty eyes. And boy does he ever. I actually thought Cina would go for him but I don’t think she likes to share the limelight and he is way prettier than she is.
Being hotter than the women is a death sentence
Yanina- An Argentinean hottie and the first person of the group who looks over 30, also she mentions age twice in her 10 second intro, I smell an insecurity!
There’s no such thing as too old for attention seeking
Ken – chosen by the Argentinian beauty
Just pleased to not be last
Shauna – She has pale creepy zombie eyes but her skin is leathery and her features simian… Monkey Zombies, I knew it.
The Ape-pocalypse is coming
Christian – he is chosen last and he deserves it!
Enjoy the camera time now
The twist is immediate, each girl must now choose ANOTHER guy to make a douche sandwich with and they quickly pick through another gang of winners. No one is really profiled and thank goodness for that. Why do women always look hot and get uglier as you get to know them and guys always look average and get hotter as their personalities come out? I would make a very superficial lesbian, but a very deep hetero. Lucky MrWallace.
If she can hold everything perfectly still, the girls will age faster than her
The task is to find three conch shells in a series of physical challenges and the stakes are quality of accommodations. Jenny makes a very big deal of how bad the last place site is and Arkansas Ali immediately protests she’s never even slept in a tent. Fairly easy setup for last place there, I believe the editors like this show quick and dirty. Like I like my martinis. The instructions are in backpacks dropped into the ocean via chopper, with one person selected to swim out and retrieve it. Summer reveals herself to be a competitor and a college swimmer by volunteering and being the only female who swam. Mike, one of the newcomers reveals himself to be a strategist by holding back although he is a life guard/swim coach in order to get to know his teammate Yanina better.Not sure the strategy is the greatest but that hat says it all.
In case you wondered if the contestants had a wardrobe department. They don’t.
Summer actually outswims all 6 boys with great ease. I am le impressed. Her team is then the first to discover task #2 is to drop the women into a well full of snakes
to dig conch #1 out of sand. Now, I am not a shrinking violet, but this challenge was handled surprisingly well by everyone. Either it was so hot the snakes were not as reactive as the edits made it seem or there was some producer intervention because I think tears and frozen panic would’ve been involved in my participation in this. The teams muddle around with some girls really breaking out their full competitive spirit (Summer and Yanina) and some shrieking and whining a bit (Shauna and Cina), but all made it through.
Monkey hate snake