Love in the Wild Recap: Dude Acts Like a Lady

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   MummyButterfly
   Posted June 28, 2012 at 6:09 pm

   Can I give a big thank you for the small number of pictures of THAT WOMAN. The recap was delightful, as usual – thanks to you I’m highly invested in a show I don’t even watch.

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   MrsMiaWallace
   Posted June 28, 2012 at 6:43 pm

   You’re welcome I didn’t really set out to but she was too tranquilized on this ep to give good screenshot. I can’t make any promises for next week. I am a screenshot junkie.

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   TVgasm Addict
   Posted June 28, 2012 at 7:30 pm

   MrsMia, Hilarious, as always. You had me at the title. So funny, and so true.

   The screenshot of Ben’s “O” face is recap gold. Somehow I missed that the first time I watched.

   I haven’t been the biggest Jesse fan so far, but I really hope he punches Ken square in the vagina for being such a puss.

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   Sarah
   Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:19 pm

   TVG Addict said, “I haven’t been the biggest Jesse fan so far, but I really hope he punches Ken square in the vagina for being such a puss.”

   Right?! I can’t believe what a meddling, neurotic wuss Ken is!
   Favorite lines from this recap: “Ken poops deeply into his pants” and “Ken realizes he has been out-gentleman’d and poops silently once more”. Something about the unexpected bathroom hour made me laugh out loud – Thanks!

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   Sarah
   Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:22 pm

   Correction from “bathroom *hour” to “bathroom HUMOR”. Stupid device’s auto-correct!

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   itchy
   Posted June 29, 2012 at 1:41 am

   I noticed Vanessa was stacked right away. So there.

   “In my defense, I thought this would go better!” — ha! what a douchebag! You can clearly see how desperate Yaninaticktockticktock to remain committed to this pompous self-righteous dork.

   And a big hand goes to the editors for manipulating us into seeing Jesse as a villain (whose only ‘fault’, really, was in doing what pretty much any twenty-something guy would do when invited to do it by a willing, very attractive twenty-something girl) and then revealing him as a decent guy after all.

   I also find it suspicious that the map just happened to fall out of the tube of that boring bland couple of indeterminate ethnic origin – clearly they were ditching them because they were just too normal.

   Speaking of which — to me, Ali is the most fascinating of the whole bunch. It’s like watching a sit-com character come to life. Go Ali go!

   As for Summer…her lack of an upper lip disturbs me. The thought of kissing her — has anyone tried to kiss her yet? — is already offputting. Imagine what it’s like to get head from her? Shudder.

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   itchy
   Posted June 29, 2012 at 1:42 am

   Oh yeah, and what I like about this show is how they manage to combine Beauty and the Geek, Survivor, Big Brother and Forever Eden/Paradise Hotel into a single format.

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   MrsMiaWallace
   Posted June 29, 2012 at 3:36 pm

   @itchy

   I think, much like Soviet Russia, you don’t kiss Summer. Summer kisses you.

   http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-soviet-russia