Love in the Wild Recap: Men’s Revenge

Cina is abandoned as Jason finds a slightly better option in Vanessa. Team Tairhead is no more as Jesse admits he wants Ali and hopes Tara has her eye on someone else as well. How chivalrous of him.

Her eyes are actually now looking through her sunglasses

Bed hoppers don’t usually win these so I predict he goes home. Tara admits the “romance” was “intimate relations” and she weeps a little. Possibly because her parents are watching.

Although I do feel bad for some of the girls left behind, its good to see people swapping around outside their groups based on personality and not just droning on with the one they arbitrarily chose in the beginning.

Except me!

Everyone goes overboard to preen for the elimination ceremony as usual. Ali doesn’t seem to have a manservant this time so we can tell she’s out.

She who primps alone, dies alone

Jenny McCarthy tells more abrasive jokes and doesn’t get the memo that the only reason she was popular 15 years ago was that these contestants’ fathers would turn the sound off and masturbate. No more.

My doctor calls this “Man’s Best Friend”

Cockney is up first and he speaks of his turmoil and conflict but ultimately thinks the next challenge will be swim-related and not signaling a plane, so opts for buoyancy over reflectiveness. OUCH. Ginger let her crazy out too fast, you have to wait for the new girl to go home to reveal the desperation.

“What about this guy? Is he single?”

Ken of course stays with Yanina and I’d rather NBC just bought them a ring and trip to Bora Bora instead of watching this.

We get it, being single is exhausting

Ryan drops Summer for the formerly silent Natalie and Summer could not look happier. Her amazon was trapped beneath these two and she springs away like a gazelle. Bicep curls for everyone! Cina is dumped and reveals she has no connection with Jason and couldn’t care less.

Foreshadowing

Chase goes for Ali, and she couldn’t look more pleased to win out despite her 10 year handicap. Jesse tries to help Tara and she refuses his hand. She makes no secret that she’s sick of him, but he actually selects her.

Round 2- Loser’s Revenge!

Ryan swaps out for Minnie in a desperate attempt to find someone as lame as he is. Chase drops Ali to grab Summer in a bid to actually win.

Historians will pinpoint this as the beginning of the Apocalypse

Jesse drops Tara and gets a good tongue-lashing in the process. He doesn’t enjoy it as much as the first one I bet.

It has never been more successfully broughten

But he does get Ali. Something tells me this southern princess will not be as willing to make a “romantic connection”.

Ginger Jen goes out on a high note at first admitting she wanted love and it just didn’t happen, but does drop an f-bomb in swearing that cockney didn’t see her value.

“Crazy bitches give great head”

At least I’m seeing self esteem. She must’ve had it mailed in for the exit interview. Tara does a great job skewering Jesse one more time. She isn’t emotional but drops that Jesse is pathetic and will “suck for the rest of his life. The end.”

“I turned out to be awesome”

Amen. I am sorry to see her go. I had underestimated Tara and although I wish she had found someone else to continue on with I feel she may have been a little above getting weak in the knees over a stranger and had no real chance. Good to see a woman on a reality love show hook up and not be a blubbering wet mess about it!

“What? I never hooked up with anyone!”

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