The Oasis is now in the hands of The Couple to Beat, and I have to say, they seem to enjoy it a lot more than last week’s awkward threesome. Also I don’t see Chase sleeping in the tub. Unless that is Ali’s nickname.
So many chairs for two people
Team Ginger Cock uses mats to build a fort in the lean-to and Ginger decides she needs to put the moves on Ben since he hasn’t tried anything. Cockney Ben is very kind and says how much he likes her and how attractive she is and is just “giving it time” to develop relationship feelings.
As Juliette said to Romeo
I have to say I’m really liking him since the dynamic makes it obvious he could completely take advantage of Jen and he has no desire to. I’m starting to hope one of the Plague Sluts is a good match for him.
Meanwhile the blonde Tairhead team wrestle under their blankets. That or they were practicing a performance art piece representing giving birth to twins, breached. This girl is smarter than I thought and has probably realized she needs to lock this down.
“What Plague? Welcome to my blanket fort.”
Dr. Cox seems to be putting awkward moves out but Summer but she seems to be disappointed in his puny mortal ways already. The Zombie is shocked that Ryan hates her and doesn’t want to start making out with her just because she kept him in the game. She cries a lot and talks about love and compatibility. She also decides to continue her habit of flashing her giblets on camera.
She filed these under “shorts”
It really is tragic that the stranger she taught a few yoga moves to yesterday isn’t her soul mate. What is this world coming to? I think she would be excellent on the bachelor.
Absolutely the behavior of a stable human non-zombie
Cina and Jason sneak into the forest and ritually sacrifice the Guinea Hens, smear themselves in blood and feathers and then have a threesome with the farmer. That scene exceeded this show’s rating limits though and could not be aired.
The reward this week is actually something that seems rewarding! It is a gondola ride up to a beautiful mountain-top café. Ali’s fear of heights kicks back in and she has a small meltdown in the high swinging enclosed gondola.
Even her false eyelashes are trembling
This is not something that would scare me, but MrsMia’s bff has a pathological fear of heights and having witnessed someone with a true phobia I have to say Ali did well and Chase once again was a champ in coaxing her through her fear. They do have mimosas at the top which is enough reward to get me to do just about anything.
“You do know we have to take that thing back down?”
The night falls with everyone else presumably doing nothing all day and its Jesse‘s birthday so they dress him in a bra and procure a cake.
The things you gotta do for camera time
Dr. Cox reveals himself to be a true frat-hole and starts cake smashing. He says its because he can’t eat cake if he wants a six-pack. Its called the Douchebag Diet and you end up gorgeous and alone.
Why so serious?
Cockney Ben takes it well but it turns out Summer hates two things: weakness and cake in the hair.
He has a drinking problem
Cockney Ben finally starts putting out feelers for someone he might actually want to bone in the camp; in his words “I’ll shake the tree a bit and see what monkeys fall out”