Mad Men: Thanks for Nothing

Recaps

By McWeanis | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 | 6:00 am | 16 Comments
Posted in: Mad Men, Recaps

Snowball buys Don’s ad…

WHHHYY? again?

….but Ginsburg is super pissed when he finds out his piece was left in the cab. (Peggy is mildly pleased, and Stan doesn’t give a shit as usual. Love Stan.) He confronts Don in the elevator, desperately ending with “I feel bad for you.” Don has to have the last word, though; replying “I don’t think about you at all.”

That’s a lie. Don knew this was a douchebag move. I know he has to be the bestest and all, but he’s been relatively (for Don) nurturing in encouraging Peggy’s talent, and of course Megan’s. I don’t know why he finds little Ginsburg so threatening. I thought he already had a mid-life crisis in marrying Megan, but maybe semi-pathetic copyrighter sabotage is next.

Douchebag Partner Part 3: Pete

On the SCDP douchebag front, we also get a gross fantasy from Pete. At first, I thought this was real, and I was actually terrified for Pete when Beth walked in wearing nothing but pearls, panties…

and a very large, hopefully dead animal

I thought there was at least some bipolar/Fatal Attraction going on. Also, the line, “I forgot you. And then I saw you in the New York Times Sunday Magazine” is not the clincher for most of my spank bank scenarios. Then again, I’m not a slimy little asshole, most of the time. Happily for everyone else (on a personal level) but unhappily (on a business level), Pete’s Times dreams are dashed and another agency is featured instead.

On the Home Front

 Megan and Sally continue to bond through mini acting lessons; Megan’s teaching Sally to fake cry – an important skill for every ingenue.

Manipulation 101

Frankly, Sally probably has enough reasons to cry without faking it, but whatever step-mothery bonding works for the Drapers I guess.

There’s a sad moment later on when Betty arrives to pick up the kids, carefully fixing her hair between knocking on the door. I’m not sure if she’s trying to impress Don or Megan, or both.  Although Betty does look more like herself now, she’s no match for the early twenties bosoms she accidentally glimpses through the window. The two Mrs. Drapers have an  awkward, antagonistic moment in the living room while waiting for the kids. Although Megan’s bazoombas might come out on top, her outfit in that scene definitely did not -  what was that orange velvet thing??

When she gets home, Betty goes semi-bulimic with a little bit of whipped cream. That’s actually kind of a good idea! Who says TV can’t be educational? She’s also started on Weight Watchers. You go girl! I can only stay on the points system for like three days before I crack. Then I’m off for three months before my momma makes an off-hand comment on my weight again :( (or TVgasm commenters are mean to me… that’s right, I’m looking at you.) It’s not only Mad Men characters that have mommy issues!

Betty seems to be making some progress, weight-wise and also character-wise.  When she catches Henry having a depressed, work-driven midnight snack, Betty gives the best wife speech of her life about her support for him and how they can do it! I think I just AWWW’d over Betty! (Also, I find it interesting that this whole fat storyline was driven by January Jones’ pregnancy, which is a scandal in itself, as she refuses to reveal the father. Who knew nearly fifty years later having children out of wedlock would still be a scandal. How far we’ve come!)

My awww doesn’t last long. Betty’s busy being almost-a-good-mom, helping Sally with her family tree and Bobby with his homework, when she finds a romantic note from Don to Megan. Presumably still haunted by Megan’s hot rod bod, Betty instantly goes into jealousy mode and mentions Don’s “first wife”,  Anna, to Sally. Sally apparently has never heard of this woman and is not pleased with Don or Megan for not telling her; in fact, she sees it as treacherous.

she has her father’s temper, and eyebrows.

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    Fan-Ann
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 7:52 am

    The picture you showed from the Thanksgiving table scene was the most emotion I have seen on Betty’s face, as she slowly chews her one bite of dressing and looks agonized. It made her seem less frigid and robotic. Of course, she was still a shit-stirring bitch to tell Sally about Anna. She didn’t want Don, but she also doesn’t want him happy with his new young wife.

  2. 2
    Smarlo
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 10:23 am

    They’ve finally caught up to me in the timeline, I was born 9 days earlier!

    I like this recap! Just the right amount of snark, I think. Keep it up!

    Poor Betty, maybe this episode in her life will teach her a little humility and empathy. NOT!

  3. 3
    annie Annie
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Fan-Ann…yes I completely agree, that’s the most emotion I’ve seen Ice Queen Betty have in a long time, hell maybe for the whole show. That tiny bite of stuffing was the only thing she’s enjoyed since getting banged by the stranger in the NYC bar. Also, I felt bad for her during her Weight Watchers meeting….hell, if she thought she was depressed during her marriage with Don, she’s in Mach 10 depression now.

    The smog emergency was interesting….it’s like everyone is pretending to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner, meanwhile death is literally knocking at the front door. This season has just been so dark….everyone’s lives seem to be in shambles…..Don’s losing his creative edge, Pete’e entire life sucks, Betty’s fat and depressed, Megan’s feeling strangled by her life with Don, Peggy’s in a slump, Joan and Rogers short marriages have fallen apart, even poor Sally witnessed some bizzare BJ action. Just wait till 1968 comes around….aye aye aye.

  4. 4
    BlueCanary
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 10:49 am

    Great recap! I think the reason Don is more supportive of Peggy and Megan as opposed to Ginsberg (who I’m starting to really dig) is that they’re women. No matter how talented they are or how hard they work, he still can’t see them as threats because he doesn’t consider them equals. I remember way back in season 1, when Freddy or some asshole said watching Peggy have an idea was like watching a dog play the piano, or some similar mysoginist bullshit. Peggy has a stronger work ethic than any of her coworkers combined, and she can hold her own with the younger guys, but it doesn’t seem like the elders really believe she could do their jobs. A for Megan, Don sees her as his wife first, and everything else she does is sort of a cute little hobby.

    Also, I have to cringe whenever Betty reiterates how happy she is. The only person more miserable is Pete, and he mostly brings that on himself. Betty needs to take a step back and decide what she wants in life, not what she thinks she should want. I too wanted to cry at that tiny dab of stuffing.

  5. 5
    Caito
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Great recap! I don’t think you’ll have to hit the Reddi-wip this week :)

  6. 6
    Monica
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    What I got from the whole Anna thing was that Betty assumed Don was hiding his past life from Megan as well- she wasn’t trying to poison them by starting an argument, but by revealing there was an Anna in the first place. She was downright disappointed (and hurt too, I’m sure) when Sally made it clear Megan already knew about Anna.

    Is Peggy (becoming) an alcoholic? Every other comment is about drinking.

  7. 7
    Yanksfan24
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Can we just give the Emmy to Keirnan Shipka…she is great as Sally. Her snide comment to Megan “Are you going to cry now?” was excellent and snotty and the anger in her eyes was spot on. Sally is about the same age as my Mom and aunts and it’s interesting to see what was going on in the world when they were young.

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Jon Hamm was on the Sklar Brothers podcast this past week and he mentioned how Sally has spent 1/2 her life on the show. She started at 6 and now she is 12. I am just glad they kept her, is the brother the same? I hate when they change actresses/actors to up the age for the kids age, but everything else is still in the same time line.

    McWeanis, they all have dark shadows coming from every direction.

  9. 9
    ninad
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Monica, I totally thought the same thing about the Betty situation. That she thought she could “stir things up” by bringing up this secret and then she was crushed to find out that Don had already told Megan.

  10. 10
    maryedith
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    McWeanis, you are SO RIGHT about that foot!

  11. 11
    maryedith
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    I was intrigued by what I saw as a parallel being drawn between Don and Betty this week. Both of them did things that were beneath them because they felt insecure and threatened. And old. Is it just me or are they doing a good job making Jon Hamm look a bit “past it”?

  12. 12
    maryedith
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    Oh — Roger did the same kind of thing. He took a big step forward with Jane and then took two petty little steps back because he felt jealous and old.

  13. 13
    melissa
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 6:52 am

    I don’t know why, (because I really am a very nice person lol) but I have always been on Betty’s side. I know she has had her crappy hateful mom moments. But the way Don was able to just walk away from the unhappy Betty he hand a HUGE hand in creating ( the affairs, the deceit, the dishonesty ect) and then call her a vindictive fat bitch…well, I’m sorry, but really???
    The whipped cream and Thanskgiving table scenes with Betty were classic. I am rooting for her.

  14. 14
    maryedith
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Me too! I always feel like the odd person out when I read commentary on Mad Men because I hate seeing Betty as a cardboard villain and I think the writers take the easy way out with her over and over again. So thanks for saying that, Melissa — you’re my new hero.

  15. 15
    maryedith
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 11:02 am

    I mean, remember when she went to see that shrink and he called up Don and told him all about it? She never had a CHANCE!

  16. 16
    Monica
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    Maryedith/Melissa… I agree with what you are saying about Betty. She’s had her moments as a sucky mom but they’ve made it clear her own mother didn’t treat her very well. Plus Don was the ultimate douchebag when they were married. I find myself rooting more for her than Megan…who I like less and less each week (even though it seems like most people find her more and more wonderful)… wish we could see more Betty/less Megan!

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