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Last week we found out that Lauren has a rare heart tachycardia that makes her heart beat faster than normal which causes her to black out. Payson tracked down a doctor who might be able to help her without doing open heart surgery which is what was recommended as the only option. Kaylie and Austin broke up after Austin was kicked off the team by his bad performance during eliminations. Austin blamed Kaylie for bringing him down and left her a box of crap before taking off. Payson and Rigo sealed their relationship by having sex in a tent in a storage closet and we all let out a collective sigh of disapproval.
Lauren, Steve, Payson and Dr. Walker are in Lauren’s room looking at her heart patterns on an iPad. Dr. Walker explains that her heart isn’t broken but unique and that it beats faster than normal. This causes her muscles to have less time to relax between contractions which is what caused her black outs. The surgery that he proposes would be done intraveinously and it basically sends radio waves through her heart in an attempt to change her current waves. Lots of his patients have had success and are up and moving within days of the surgery. Everyone is excited but Lauren shows obvious concern on her face because it is getting down to crunch time and she has not practiced in a few weeks.
Jordan and Kaylie are walking around and holy cow, Jordan is super tiny! I never noticed it before but that’s probably because she has a huge head. The girls are discussing food and I have to laugh because Jordan is actually complaining about the quality of the food. We all know her ass wasn’t getting regular meals previous to camp so she should be LUCKY that she even has food. You know she was two meals away from bumping off the bunny. They walk by a car whose license tag is focused on and immediately I figure out that it’s the coach from the florida camp. Sure enough, Creepy Coach walks behind them and surprises them. Kaylie seems excited but Jordan kind of keeps him at a distance and doesn’t know what he is doing there. Methinks he did something to her that wasn’t kosher.
Lauren and Jake are hanging out in Lauren’s room while she drinks from a juice box. Take note of the juice box because she definitely sipped more than could fit in that bowl…and did she do it to be sexually suggestive to Jake? Don’t put it past her folks! Jake tells her that he hangs around to make her life miserable and Lauren tells him he should be so lucky. He reminds her that he IS lucky because he has Otis. Payson and Kaylie stop by and he tells them to take care of his favorite Barbie as he walks out. Payson and Kaylie tease Lauren about their flirtation and she says he was just teasing her because they have Otis but the girls know better.
Lauren further points out that the meathead is not Lauren Tanner approved and then says that Payson should be the one that gets grilled and was it true that she traded in her V Card. Payson says…I kid you not…that she made love in a tent in the storage room and that it was amazing. Man this girl needs to get laid a few times to really know what amazing sex is because looking at Rigo you can tell he has no clue how to work it. Payson says that she grew a lot this year and that she is glad she waited because it was so good with Rigo (again you can’t know that from one time). Kaylie makes it about herself and mopes because she doesn’t have anyone since Austin broke up with her. Lauren teases her and says she expected her to be the next one to lose it.