Jordan heads over to housing for the coaches and demands to know what room Keegan is in. The receptionist isn’t having any of it as she tells them that not only can she not divulge that information but that he is in a meeting anyway. Jordan storms out with Kaylie asking her what is wrong and what is going on. They walk out to the parking lot and Kaylie says that she can’t throw everything away because of jealousy which really sets off Jordan who grabs a metal pipe near the coach’s car. Side note but I’m guessing he moved his car because they didn’t walk by construction earlier when he was waiting in his car for them. She goes to town smashing out windows and tail lights and then starts kicking his passenger door before crying heavily.

I bust the windows outcho car!
The girls sit on the corner and Jordan finally tells Kaylie the truth about why she has such a chip on her shoulder. HE FUCKING MOLESTED HER! CALLED IT! Jordan says that for years he molested her and told her that she was special. He convinced her that she wanted it and had been asking for it and then she drops a real bombshell. She tells Kaylie the reason why she never let her come along when they went off together was because she was protecting her from him. She didn’t want him to do the same thing to her. Jordan says that she didn’t have anything besides gymnastics and he threatened to get her banned from the sport and that she felt without she wouldn’t exist so she let it continue.

Kaylie is actually being a concerned friend??
Kaylie tells her that she was just a kid and she is a survivor and that she will be back her up because they need to tell someone. Jordan says no one will believe her but Kaylie says that she believes her and she will stand by her. Sirens close in and the girls get up and run before the cops can catch them…or maybe not because for gymnasts, these bitches run really slow. Plus your prints are on the pipe you left and you went over demanding to know where he was 10 minutes ago. Good luck though.

Don’t stare Kaylie, dang!
Gasmii…one…episode…left…ever. Do you guys think ANYONE will make it on the team at this point? Kaylie has drugs running through her system, Lauren can’t train due to her heart, Payson doesn’t want to be a lead and Jordan busted the windows out of Keegan’s car. How will they possibly wrap everything up in one hour? Do you love Wendy as much as I have embraced her or do you think this will all come back to her? Will we find out what her motives are for destroying The Rock girls? I mean she can’t go to the Olympics by herself so all of this is making no sense for me! Ugh…let’s all dress in black to mourn the loss next week. Did you call what happened to Jordan or were you shocked?
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SG, you totally called what happened to Jordan. Don’t like the girl, but I felt for her!
As for Wendy, girl is Cray! With as much pseudoephedrine she put in that shake, They both can get kicked off the team! Unless she poured herself a glass first, I don’t remember.
I think Ayla has a rocking body and some of those leo’s they put her in, do not do that woman any favors!
Sad horns for next week!
I called it here on the comments about Jordan being molested. I don’t think one episode can really wrap all of this up properly. At this point only Payson and maybe Lauren will be going unless Wendy screws up the drugging Kaylie. Yeah, I would not trust anyone if I was there about giving me food or water.
Will miss this show. I don’t think he has molested Wendy yet but he might be grooming her. Usually they have to groom the girls a bit before going for the molesting. Yuck.
Gah…I feel like there are way too many things to try and tie up in one episode. It all feels so rushed as it is, and now I have a feeling that the finale will be the same. I sincerely hope somehow Wendy gets caught and kicked off the team for drugging Kaylie. I am still irritated as to why she is so intent on sabotaging the Rock girls in the first place, and sadly, I don’t think we are going to get a suitable explanation. SG—I seriously thought the same thing when Wendy dumped a crap load of the Pseudoephedrine in the smoothie, like, “Dude, are you nuts? This isn’t Ibuprofen you’re giving her, it is basically speed! Kaylie’s going to die from an overdose, you lunatic!”
I totally knew Jordan was molested by the coach. And him being all creepy with Wendy in the gym solidified it. The back story with Kaylie and her refusing to do her signature move led right to it. I thought the moment between Jordan and Kaylie at the end was really well done.
I actually am going to be pretty mad if Lauren makes the team. I feel like they have given her character this challenge to help her grow as a person, and that means not having her go to the Olympics. Lord knows that they will let her go so she can, what, do ONE beam routine? Maybe all the way through? Totally unrealistic that they are even letting the girl train! Sad for it all to end though
Things I’m Grateful For In This Episode
1) The writers throwing all cheesiness caution to the wind and saying fuck it
2) “Let’s get some sizzle up in here”
3) Making bets with myself to see if I can find even tiny 1 thing @SG missed and always winning.
4) Rigo being even dorkier than his hair
5) Little Evil Wendy making pseudoephedrineberry smoothies
6) “I’m used to monitoring these girls for all types of reasons”
7) Forgetting to make the I Took A Pain Pill warning #1 on this list
8) Next week: It’s good-bye forever as Jordan and her secret ninja bunny save Little Evil Wendy from getting almost child molested by Creepy Coach doing his redneck politician imitation. Just then Payson redefines gymnastic salsa. Which makes it more organically white people friendly but also unfortunately causes a vortex of Olympic size black holes to eat the universe. Nothingness ensues.
Want to know something weird? I took gymnastics at a gym that had a sex scandal for reals. The owner had consensual sex with an underage student of his. I think she was 16 or 17. There was a trial. I think he got off with like probation or something. The gym is still open to this day. His wife never left him that I knew of and kept running the gym while that was going on. Crazyness.
Okay found a description of that case I was talking about if anyone is interested.
http://tn.findacase.com/research/wfrmDocViewer.aspx/xq/fac.19930111_0004.TN.htm/qx
Gym still open to this day. Not sure who runs it now. Still called Garner’s Gym
April you did call it! I just feel like the fans will get a very shitty sendoff sort of like what happened with the end of LOST. There’s probably no promise of a movie either which would have been nice if it were set at the Olympics and we found out how everyone placed.
This show has never gone in for realism, alas, so I’ll bet Lauren, Payson & kaylie all somehow make the Olympic team and medal, at least as a group. How the heck ABC will wrap all the storylines, get them to the Olympics AND show the competition, is beyond me.
What I WISH would happen instead is that none of them make this Year’s team, and the episode ends as other girls head to London. Then a scroll over epilogue about their futures:
Wendy shaped up, after (whatever Meaningful Moment created in the finale where she repents) and medal led in 2016.
Payson became a sought after coach, and doctor. She and Rigo broke up but still exchange Xmas cards.
Kaylie is a guidance counselor.
Lauren hawks on the home shopping network.
Emily (remember her?) owns a pizzaria.
Kelly/KC is a sports agent.
Jordan runs a bunny rescue.
Etc.
Escapee you hit the mark on the epilogues! I would only change thet Jordan runs the pizzeria because she eats a lot and that bunny is no where near being safe and that Emily runs the bunny rescue because she loves breeding.
I never noticed how awful Kaylie’s handwriting is, thanks for pointing it out. It looks like someone that broke their normal writing hand and now either has to work with a cast or write with their other hand. Did anyone else notice that the ‘page’ she tore out of her diary was perfectly smooth on all edges and the page was still larger than the rest of the pages in the diary. Plus, there was that torn-out-page-part still in the diary.
The bottle Wendy had the mystery powder in was a Benefit cosmetics jar, I think it has concealer in it normally. I notice random stuff like that, not very useful.
Unless the final episode is 2 hours, there is no way they could actually end this show on a good note. They better not leave it on a cliff hanger with hopes that the viewers will do a petition to ABCFamily to put the show back on the air. They knew they only had 8 episodes to wrap it all up, I don’t know why they are trying to introduce new plot lines so close to the end.
I have terrible handwriting too.
Carol—interesting about the cosmetics jar Wendy uses to hold the pseudoephedrine powder. I thought it was intended (initially) to be a lip gloss case, as she pretends to be “putting on” lip gloss when someone sees her with it (I think this was in the sneak peak clip for next week).
I agree about not being able to wrap up the series properly. The previews showed them winning something but with all the storylines they’ve written and the Olympics, it seems impossible.
I’ll miss your recaps SG!!
Congrats to everyone who called the creepy coach thing! I didn’t think that until he was “fixing” Wendy’s leg in the gym.
I thought Kaylie had sex??
This show always seems to address sex pretty extensively..so I figured if Kaylie had had sex with Austin, it definitely would have been discussed/mentioned like when she was contemplating having sex with Carter in season 1.
@carol I went back and looked and you’re right! I didn’t notice the wrong note paper at all. (Which is no big surprise) But @SG didn’t either! So if you bet yourself pizza she’d miss something, you won!
I always bet she won’t and win. But that’s the trick to betting yourself. Either way, you end up with pizza.
So to keep things 100% fair, since you discovered that, I’m counting that I also lost. And now owe myself another pizza.