The six on the balcony are stunned. The 8 on the floor are stunned. The Flava Elevata tells us he’s going straight to the penthouse, because he’s rested and ready to come back with a vengeance. Wait..rested?!? What, do you think you’re a starting pitcher or something?!? It’s a fucking COOKING competition. My guess is, aside from the previous night, “rest” has fuckall to do with it.
So yeah, the 6 up top are pissed. The other 8, however? Ecstatic, I’m sure. Then, they learn that THEY will be creating the mystery box upon which the challenge will be based. Each of them will pick a single ingredient, unbeknownst to the other 7, and once the box is compiled, they’ll have to compete in a mystery box challenge. The top 2 will square off to determine who gets back in.
So, FE gets to choose first (since he was the first of those 8 to be eliminated). Beckster tells us she thinks he’s gonna choose something as nutjobbish as he is. He chooses portobello mushrooms. Wait, the other 7 get to know what he picked? Interesting…
Sasquatch goes with a porkchop. Anna goes with celery. Midnight Cowboy goes with condensed milk…
…the fuck, bro?!?
Tanya gets white wine vinegar (the opposite of condensed milk, or so say Bastage). AAliens chooses chocolate buttons. The voices instructed him to do so. Josh brings a fucking pomegranate. Stacy brings heavy cream. Wtf, the condensed milk wasn’t enough?!? So, basically, FE and Sasquatch tried to make this a normal, simple mystery box, and everyone else went all David Lynch on it.
Well, at least the 6 upstairs get a good chuckle out of the box. This is fucking tarded. So…the game is afoot! I like that as soon as they say “GO!”, Tanya’s first course of action is to tie her hair up…because that couldn’t have been done at ANY FUCKING POINT PRIOR TO THE TIMER STARTING.
Even the judges don’t sound confident in the “what would you do with this fucked up assortment of garbage” segment.
DareDevil starts off the peanut gallery nicely…
Is AAliens using chocolate yet?
I’m not 100% sure why that made me lol so hard, but boy did it. I know he’s the one that chose the chocolate…I guess it was just that it was a reminder/affirmation that he didn’t choose the chocolate just to fuck with his competition…that he actually saw a solid option in this mystery box of SEVEN ITEMS THAT DON’T GO WITH CHOCOLATE to use chocolate.
FE tells us he thrives on competition. Becky tells us she hopes Josh doesn’t win, because he was her biggest competition. Frank the Toaster calls FE a “dingbat”, which is a word I wasn’t sure I’d ever actually hear on reality television. FE tells us (for like the 19th time) that the Flava Elevata is back, and he’s goin’ up.