FE, considering the amount of dick your dish is likely to suck, I’m pretty sure it’d be more accurate to say you’re goin down.
Bastage stops over by FE to ask “who on the balcony doesn’t deserve to be there.” Well, it’s kind of a no-brainer, but this is the kind of thing they gotta do to keep the emotions going, I guess. He tells us that it’s clearly BR…
This is my reaction, too…but only because I hate that I have to agree with FE about something…
Gordie stops by Josh to see what he’s doing…and he’s using AAlien’s chocolates, along with his pomegranate, to make a dessert. Ah, I see what you did there….someone actually took advantage of the order of the mystery box selections to get one he was sure he could use. Clever.
Gordie asks who he doesn’t think should be on the balcony. He also says BR. Actually, he says he’s really surprised to see BR up there. Well, Joshy-boy, there’s only been one elimination since you went…and while yes, I agree that it’s shocking that BR hasn’t been eliminated to this point, there haven’t been enough chances for him to go home since you left for you to actually be “really surprised.”
BR gets all huffy because basically all 8 people downstairs (and the other 5 upstairs) think he doesn’t deserve to be there. He says he’d go mano y mano with any of the naysayin’ motherfuckers down there. See, THAT’S what they should’ve done with this challenge. Rather than adding a seventh contestant in, they should’ve taken a silent vote among all 14 players as to who of the final 6 shouldn’t be there, and that person should’ve had to one-v-one the winner of the mystery box. That would’ve solved EVERYTHING.
I can’t tell if WH’s response to BR’s challenge is a simple statement of fact, or a “put up or shut up, bitch,” but I chuckled a bit at the bluntness…
The judges discuss who the six upstairs are probably hoping doesn’t come back…I think Josh is the front runner, but Stacy and Midnight Cowboy both get honorable mentions as well. Personally, I’m hoping for AAliens.
Speaking of, why haven’t we heard from him YET?!? We just got through the entire damn challenge and not a word from AAliens.
Time is up. Gordie tells them that this was a great mystery box challenge, and he’s very impressed by all of them, but only the top two go on to the showdown for the apron.
Josh is called up first. He made a chocolate mousse with a pomegranate reduction. Teddy says “it’s not a work of art…”
Honestly, it looks a bit like a dog with an upset stomach and intestinal bleeding made this….
However, it apparently tastes incredible. TG has his patented Teddy Grahasm. Bastage and Gordie both tell him he’s a force to be reckoned with, and the six upstairs should be shaking in their little chef shoes.