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Anna is up second. She made pork. Gordie says it’s a little overcooked, and she sliced it when it was too hot. I must actually be a total n00b in the kitchen, because I honestly have no idea what that means, nor how he would be able to tell that.
Third up is AAliens. FINALLY! Bastage takes a quick taste and says that if Josh’s dish was a chocolate dream, this is a chocolate mortar. That…what? That’s like saying, “If Josh’s dish was a touchdown, this one is a sticky wicket.” What he means, though, is that it’s like the densest chocolate ever, and AAliens, seriously, just gtfo.
Seriously, that’s all I get of AAliens? WTF. That’s incredibly disappointing.
Things speed up a bit. Sasquatch made pork, and it’s slightly undercooked but overall pretty good. Tanya made pork with fried celery. Her pork was good, but TG wtf’s at fried celery.
Stace-aholic makes some ravioli with ricotta and pan seared pork. Gordie says she’s back with a vengeance. WH tells us that clearly Stacey really wants this, and she’s afraid of that hunger (it’s almost like she’s saying what Felix and Becky and others have said about her…that she doesn’t have the passion required to be a MasterChef!).
Midnight Cowboy is next, and he made a chocolate flan. Everyone is a bit stunned by that. The guys upstairs are happy for him.
Last up is FE. WH says he’d better not worm his way back in after being gone for so long. Ya know, like a single challenge longer than the next-most-distantly eliminated contestant, but whatever. I’ve already said I think this whole thing is a crock. So FE did a pork chop as well. Gordie tells him he’s got this brashness and arrogance, and so when he doesn’t deliver, he gets his ass kicked, but this time he delivered. The judges all love his dish. While the judges are loving on FE’s food, we get this weird shot of Tanya looking up at the folks on the balcony, almost like she’s saying
Then we see AAliens also look up at the balcony, and it’s almost like he’s saying
The judges retired to their conversation room to name the final 2. They seem to have four to choose from (Josh, FE, Cowboy Mike, and Stace-aholic). The judges agree. They call the other four up, and say thankya, but time to go. They call Cowboy and FE up next. Of the two of them, only one is staying…and it’s…