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So she perks up and tries to finish her tortellini. Becky shouts down some words of encouragement for some unknown reason.
Gordie notices that Anna is puncturing her tortellini and he and judges have a little conversation about how terrible that is. Then she notices that her burner isn’t on, and her broth, in which she has to cook the tortellini, isn’t boiling! There’s nowhere near enough time for her to cook it through! Or…is there?!?
Time is up!!! Anna and Tanya notice that BR has nearly perfect tortellini. They can’t believe he did that with his fat fingers. I guess size doesn’t matter after all, ladies….
Anna is up first. Her pasta is not cooked. She can hear Bastage chewing it. Both he and TG say nothing. Gordie, though, makes sure to point it out, in case she doesn’t know.
Second up is WannaHooch. Bastage seems surprised she’s never made it before. He whispers to Gordie that it was underseasonsed, but pretty good.
Third up is BR.
Bastage even comes out and asks him how his fat fingers made such beautiful tortellini.
Last up is Tanya. Her fat fingers made some truly hideous tortellini. Gordie calls them weird looking…
Ouch. It’s the make fun of fat people episode!
The judges confer. But not for very long. Clearly WannaHooch and BR are safe.
BR tells us that he doesn’t think that the other reindeer want him playing in any of their reindeer games. Yeah, man, it’s because you’re a fucking dickwad.
Tanya takes a moment to tell us it’s not fair that she and Anna are in the bottom two, because they performed the best in the team event. I’m not really sure too much of what either of them did. Anna did a shitty job making sure things were staying on schedule, and I didn’t see Tanya do shit. I am pretty sure that the loss was a team effort, spearheaded perhaps by BR.
They take a few minutes to make both Tanya and Anna feel like complete shit about themselves. So who goes home? Fucking Anna. Awesome, we’ve got Tanya’s annoyingly low self-esteem for at least another episode! Sorry, Anna…