So as of now, we’ve seen that there are lots of blue tags hanging on the door, and we don’t even know if the red team has gotten a single dish out. DareDevil is having a bit of trouble dealing with the whole being blind thing. Then, out of nowhere, because no one wants to step up and take the reins from DareDevil, she just starts telling everyone how to do their jobs that she can’t see. And somehow it works.
Now, that the red team is moving, Gordie heads back over to see what’s going on with the blue team. Well, it appears that standards have gotten a bit…lax…
“Would you pay $18 for that?”
Seriously, like 8 berries rolling around loose next to some shitty pancakes. Wow, guys. And who made this plate? AAliens. Can’t even trust him to set shit on a plate right. I love that Gordie asks WannaHooch if she’d pay $18 for a couple fried eggs. I mean, that’d be a stretch for anyone I think, but I doubt WH would be paying $18 for a perfectly done Surf ‘n Turf…
And, of course, amidst all the chaos…
This Flava Elevata is temporarily out of service…
He’s just standing around wondering what to do. And then, suddenly, there’s a hair on a plate. It’s too long to belong to BR, Josh, Frank the Tank, or FE, and too short to belong to WH or Anna. So seriously, where could the hair have come from?
YES!!! I knew that opportunity would come eventually!!!
So now the blue team is just going nuts. Josh and WannaHooch are yelling at each other, and strangely Flava Elevata is the one over there trying to get everyone to calm the fuck down and work together. Though, it’d probably be more effective if they didn’t all hate him already…
With five minutes left, Teddy tells both teams to finish strong!!! Gordie tells them it’s neck-and-neck. Both Josh and Felix are convinced that their team had the best food. Felix is out in the hallway when Gordie calls time, and comes back in and starts grabbing a few more plates. Gordie goes nuts on her and tells her that cheating isn’t allowed, and she swears she didn’t know time was up because she was in the hallway, and I find myself inclined to believe that she wasn’t trying to cheat. I mean, she wasn’t being sneaky, she was just carrying on. Regardless, obviously, it’s good that the dishes didn’t go out.
And then another player gets added to my hate list.
“I’m not surprised about that team cheating, ‘cause it’s probably the only way they’re gonna win.”
That was a rather baseless comment. Poor Felix seems to have just cracked under the pressure. I actually seem to have developed a bit of a soft spot for the girl, since she’s apparently nothing like the irritating character she played in the auditions. She seems like a sweet, decent person. I kinda wish she was a pony, now.
Both sides can’t believe they finished it. The blue team seems more confident than the red team, which leads me to think the red team may actually win…
AND THEY DO!!!!
I think all this “reality” is too much for AAliens.
So, ouch Blue team. Yay Red team. This at least means that Beckster and Felix will be around a bit longer, and DareDevil too. And also, sadly, it means Tanya will be around as well. Is it wrong that I just don’t like her? I mean…nothing personal or anything, she seems very nice. But there’s nothing too her. She’s always just…there.
And now it’s time for the pressure test. Hilariously, most of the blue team congregates around a table, while the Douchenamic Duo (I really couldn’t do any better, I’m sorry) stand over to the side whispering to each other about how they’re Best Bros for LYFE! and how they obviously are rooting against WannaHooch. Flava Elevata says it’s obviously WH’s fault that they lost, which is funny considering all the not cooking he did, and the AAlien hair in the dish and all. These (albeit untrained) eyes basically saw the Douchenamic Duo cost their team the win.
FE: Ding Dong, the witch is dead…with a capital “B”.
AAliens: Dude, I know we’re BBFL and all, but that was fucking stupid.
It becomes more and more apparent that this fucknozzle actually thinks he’s better than the “lower-class.”