Man, that would’ve been too perfect. And probably too accurate. Not quite the angle Frankie goes with, sadly. Instead he tells us he would love to “just fuckin slap him around.”
Oh, wait, guys, I remember why I don’t like Tanya!!!
“I know [FE] has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, but there’s a softness to him and a kindness to him and a spirit to him that is unmatched.”
Yeah, that’s why. Poor, foolish girl.
Bastage stops over to chat with AAliens, who’s just put not one, but TWO cakes in the oven. Maybe not the dumbest move…he can check one out, and if it’s good, can turn the other one in. Bastage asks who’s going home. Of course, he says Josh. They probably just assume Josh is working-class because he’s black. That seems like something the Douchenamic Duo would think. Bastage tells him maybe his BBFL FE gets sent home instead. AAliens meekly responds with “I hope he doesn’t go home…”
There’s a part of me that wants to see them somehow get to the finale. Or get to any head-to-head against each other. I want to see the tears. I want to see AAliens sacrifice himself for his overlord FE. I want there to be more tears. Man, I hope somehow that happens.
TG: “That’s diarrhea on a plate…”
Seriously, guys, DO NOT FUCK WITH TEDDY AND HIS DESSERTS! YOU WON’T LIKE HIM WHEN HE’S ANGRY!!!
The peanut gallery loves the comment. FE tells us the first one was a test. A few minutes later, he pulls his second one out. It looks better, but it collapses, too!! But wait, he had a 3rd one in there!!! So he still has a chance.
AAliens pulls his out, and it doesn’t collapse when he plates it, so instead of testing it and then using the other one if this one isn’t ready, he goes with it. Well, at this point, it doesn’t look to be UNDERCOOKED. So he brings his up. Inexplicably, he seems to be pretty damn close to right. It held up, and was gooey in the middle. WannaHooch tells DareDevil it may be a bit too gooey.
Anna is up next, so she serves hers. It looks great. Everyone “oohs” when she pulls it out. Hers is perfect. She’s safe. AAliens is worried. He’s in 2nd place out of 2.
Josh pulls his out, and he gets his on the plate, and it looks good, too. OH PLEASE LET IT BE GOOD. They cut in, and!!! It’s also nice and gooey. I can’t tell if it’s more or less gooey than AAliens, nor which is better. Flava Elevata has 60 seconds left, and he finally pulls out with like 30 seconds left! And how does it look?!?
SO MUCH SHITTY!!! AALIENS WILL BE CRUSHED!
These guys are loving. I’m loving (most of) them love it.
Gordie asks him for a straw. Flava Elevata tells us he’s really bummed, because he’s not a scientist in the kitchen – so he’s not good at baking – but rather he’s a magician in the kitchen. A magician who never came close to winning a challenge. He’s praying that his *tastes* better. I swear to fuck, if he doesn’t get sent home on this, there will be blood. I don’t care HOW it tastes, you could NEVER serve that anywhere. If I got a cake at a restaurant that I thought was subpar, I’d just think “welp, never ordering that again.” If I got THAT at a restaurant, I’d tell the waiter to go fuck himself for even bringing it to me.
So, judgement time. Josh and Anna are called up first. They both nailed their cakes. They’re safe. Basically, Anna knocked it out of the park. That was a pretty easy call, though.
So…it comes to this…
I’m kinda loving it. AAliens tells us that “either one of them could go home now.” FE asks how they could possibly destroy the “dream team” so early on. A few of the guys upstairs weigh in. DareDevil says she thinks they both need to go home. I’m inclined to agree. This would be an awesome time for a mega-twist, guys!!!