So, Gordie rings his magical triangle, and the cowpeople arrive. The teams man their serving stations and start serving the cowfolk.
Bastage immediately starts around to see how things are going. It sounds like both teams are having some early success, and there’s more “I can’t believe this actually came from Wal-Mart!” crap going on. Man, I hope MasterChef made a fuckload of money off these endorsements, because this is a deal with the devil…
And, as things get moving, the red team runs out of sweet potatoes. Not that surprising considering all the concerns the team expressed about how long they would take to cook. This is happening 5 minutes into serving. Man, that’s failure.
“My dream of being the greatest team leader alive is plummeting quicker than I can say ‘holy fuck.’”
WH, to be fair, your dream can’t be plummeting…because it never left the ground.
I think the red team is lucky as hell that they have two cute girls up front telling the cowboys they’re out of taters.
This is the entire point of team challenges…
It seems like Stace-aholic’s BBQ sauce is a huge hit, and may single-handedly be winning them the challenge.
WannaHooch tells us that she’s not sure what the blue team is serving, but apparently it came with a side of gold. Or…it had potatoes. That may have something to do with it. Right now it’s 29-12, and BR can’t figure out how his team is running away with it. Well, I got news for you big guy….it probably has nothing to do with you.
But, things MAY be about to turn around, because finally the red team has more taters. And, suddenly, the blue teams steaks are overcooked, and the red team has a chance to gain ground. When service stops, blue is leading 49-36. Yikes. So I guess that comeback maybe wasn’t quite as drastic as they made it out to be.
Man, they drag this out. I mean really drag it out. We all know red isn’t going to come back from that kind of deficit. And the blue team wins, and Frank the Toaster explains that his years of researching the humans gave him some insight that perhaps WH lacked…
“I couldn’t have won it without my team…everyone brought their a-game, and cooked something they were passionate about, and that’s why we won.”
So, I think you can safely say…
Man. The red team is facing the pressure test, and that sucks. Well, here’s hoping WannaHooch hasn’t memorized a recipe for whatever this test is.
Josh is pretty quick to tell us that they’d have been way better off with Frank as their captain.
So, here goes. It’s time for another stunning pressure test. Even WannaHooch tells us that she screwed the pooch on that one.