Also, do you know why I will still pull for Becky?
Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Two minutes left, and WH still has none on the plate. But she tells us she’s “not goin’ home on an egg, dude.” Ah, the quality monologues from MasterChef. I, for one, hope she’s going home on an egg.
And seriously, wtf is up with this “someone gets immunity” garbage.
Somehow everyone gets their eggs out.
WH is up for judgement first. Her sunny-side up egg isn’t cooked enough. It has, as Gordie puts it, “unwanted goo.” Her omelette is flat. I’m not actually sure how one gets an omelette that flat. It’s a bad start for WH…
Bastage is not pleased….
However, she manages to redeem herself with a perfectly cooked poached egg, and a perfectly cooked soft-boiled egg.
On to Becky. She OVERCOOKED her sunny-side up egg. Her omelette is beautiful, and TG describes it as sex on a plate.
For you, TG? That’d have to be a pretty big plate!
She also nailed her poached egg. As for her soft-boiled egg, it’s mostly uncooked. Ugh.
Last up is Josh. His sunny-side up is perfect. Bastage describes his omelette as “fried custard.” His poached egg is a little bit overcooked. Not looking great. His soft-boiled egg.
Becky tells us she’s nervous (and crosses herself for the second time this episode), because if Josh’s soft-boiled egg is perfect, she thinks she’s dunzo.
It’s actually worse than Becky’s…
Soft-boiled eggs are rather fucking gross to me anyways, but this actually had me nearly dry-heaving.
WannaHooch gets sent upstairs right away, and immediately starts crying because she knows its kinda her fault for leading that team like an idiot to begin with. In fairness to her, she’s hardly the first person who’s led a team into a pressure test and come out unscathed.
Becky is called up next. She begs. She pleads. She gets sent upstairs. Man. Fuck. Nice guys finish last and all that jazz. Gordie tells him “hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe.”
The TL;DR version of tonight’s episode is: Gordie switched the team captains, WH ran the team Frank built into the ground, and Josh had to pay for the white people’s mistakes…
Well, this sucks. I guess all I can really do is hope for a) Becky to destroy BR in a competition and rub his face in it (just because), and b) for Frank the Toaster to win it all.
Josh tells them that DareDevil is gonna win.
Tomorrow night is the butter queen. Go ahead and put on your fat person pants.
Also, go Frank.