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AAliens tells us that Becky is screwed… “why would you do dessert? I don’t think that’s MasterChef level.” Know what else isn’t MasterChef level?
Honestly I don’t even understand what that statement means. I mean, I still think that, if the judges go by the letter of their challenge ($40 restaurant dish), she has no business getting called up.
So, the top three are announced. The first one…the judges thought he was a one-trick pony, but it turns out this pony has at least a second trick! I was getting worried!! Anna says his dish looks obnoxiously perfect. Gordie describes it as “bloody good.” They all like it.
The second contestant is…wait, wait..sorry guys, we have to take a moment and hear what Stacy has to say…
Also, what? Vomit…completely? Like, vomit until you’re dry-heaving because you’ve got nothing left? Or did you just feel like you needed to add a word to finish off that sentence?
Well, it’s ok, Tanya is the second name called. Apparently it’s really good. Ok, so the final dish is…Becky! Well, I stand by what I said earlier about her ignoring the $40 part of the challenge…
So, Becky is still my pony and all, but….I just gotta wonder about these judges sometimes. I’m sure this is tasty, and probably involves some pretty decent techniques. And regardless of my misgivings about this being a top 3 dish, I still laugh at AAliens for being so confused as to why she was called instead of him. However…
Sometimes it seems like the judges react to something like this with “we gave you a giant t-bone, and THIS is all you put on a plate?!?” I mean, it’s not like it’s the first time someone has cast aside the “obvious” ingredient on the plate and had success. It just doesn’t seem right here…Bastage congratulates her on successfully thinking outside of the mystery box. Clever, Bastage.
So all three minis tell us how bad they want to win. Shocking that they all really want to win. The wins count more and more at this stage.
The winner is: Tanya. What just happened?!? Well, I’m not sure if she’s the next I want to root off the show (sorry, not ready for AAliens to go. He makes me lol). Right now I think I’m torn between rooting against Beautiful Rhino and Tanya. And I’m not sure about Stace-aholic, but if they’re gonna keep force-feeding her Becky-hate and stern looks to me, well, she can go, too.
Of course, as I say that, Becky is complaining because she’s now been top 3 twice but hasn’t won. Easily discouraged. Someone should tell her to put a lid on it. A win would be nice and all, but top 3 is fine. Way better than bottom 3.
So, Tanya gets led back into the pantry, where the judges tell her the theme for the next challenge well be…DESSERT!
So, the judges present their favorite desserts, and she chooses what everyone will make. Bastage is up first. How much you wanna bet it’s apple cobbler! JUUUUUST kidding…we all know Bastage is a one-trick pony, too…clearly it’s tiramisu. He describes it as “layers of ladyfingers soaked in eXpresso.” Dammit, Bastage. Seriously. My ears, they’re bleeding.
Teddy jumps in and says his favorite dessert is an American classic. Strawberry Shortcake. Part of his description of the dish is “clearly the easiest.”
And Gordie…what do Britons eat for dessert? Ah, a Brittish Trifle.
Oh, but wait, there’s a twist!!! First, Tanya is safe. Secondly, She gets to decide who cooks which dish. The bottom 3 will be comprised of one dish from each dessert type. Interesting. So to be clever, you can’t just give all the people you want to see on the ropes the hardest one to make.