Hope she’s note dunzo yet…
Second up is Anna. She went the other way, and made her tiramisu in a cup. Interesting. It’s good. Not bottom 3 material.
Frank the Tank is third. Teddy calls it a “sweet little lasagna.” Do you think the judges will fault him for making an Italian dish here? Hah…
And last is Beautiful Rhino. He tells us that Tanya threw him under a train. He sprinkled hazelnuts on his tiramisu. Gordie tells him that “tiramisu” means “pick me up,” and BR’s dish just “put him down.” ZING!
Seems like maybe Frankie doesn’t like BR too much, after all.
BR tries to excuse his shortcomings by saying it’s the first time he’s ever made a tiramisu, but Bastage just tells him that it’s apparent. Bastage says he wished him could send both Felix and BR home. I hope he goes with FR.
So, next are the trifles. Josh is called up first. Bastage tells him it tastes like a banana split…Josh says “thank you.” Don’t worry, big guy…I wouldn’t have known how to reply, either.
It’s not supposed to be a banana split (YOU IDIOT!!!!)…
No one is really impressed at all. They keep showing Felix.
Second is WannaHooch. Somehow (and I really mean “somehow”) hers is great. Gordie can’t believe it…seeing as she was running around like a retarded chicken with it’s head cut off with like no time remaining.
Stace-aholic is third. She made an Italian trifle. Wait, what? Didn’t they tell her to make a British trifle. What the fuck is that? And yet, somehow it’s good. This seems even more crazy than Becky making a dessert in a $40 competition. I’m so confused.
Well, Becky is last. Josh tells us that hers looks stunning, so he’s sure he’s at the bottom. Well…Bastage tells her it’s gross, and tears her apart. He tells Gordie and TG it’s not edible. Bastage tells her that she was trying to show off and it bit her in the ass. Oh, man…not looking good!!
Pony down! PONY DOWN!!!
One day, I swear, there will be a contestant that learned from previous contestants’ mistakes. They will see that the best cooks don’t end up winning, because they get too cute. I mean, Tebow in Season1 was probably the best cook, but he kept doing this repeatedly. It was basically the theme of season 2…
Dang it, Becky.
Last group, the strawberry shortcakes.
Mike is up first. Teddy tells him it looks like he went out and shot it and put it on the plate. He also overcomplicated this. He missed the part of strawberry shortcake where it’s simple.
Second is DareDevil. She missed the point of strawberry shortcake in that it’s got no strawberry and instead has raspberry and blackberry. What the hell?
Somehow…somehow…AAliens actually nails this one. Ugh.
“I told you they’re real!! I mean…wait…no, aliens didn’t help me…”
Sasquatch is last, and his isn’t very good, either. He overkneaded the bread, and the strawberries aren’t glazed….and Bastage tells him he may have just saved Cowboy…
The judges step out, and the contestants talk. DareDevil tries to comfort Tanya and tells her she doesn’t think anyone thinks she was trying to screw them. Wait, what? SHE WAS TRYING TO SCREW THEM! AND THAT’S OK! When did this become Smoochy the Rhino’s cooking competition?!? You’re not all friends, guys! ACCEPT THAT!
The judges come back in, and…the bottom three are:
Wait..first, the winner of the challenge….Stace-aholic. Fuuuuuuu……so, who’s the other captain gonna be?
Well, the worst tiramisu was Felix. She tells us she’s better than….her tiramisu. Aw, she’s such a sweetheart…
The worst shortcake was Sasquatch. He’s not surprised.
And, there were 2 subpar trifles. But the worst was Becky’s.
Without wasting any time, Gordie calls Becky up first.
It’s time to say a little prayer….
He reminds her that her dish was terrible. Her saving grace…her ONLY saving grace, is that there are two worse dishes. Whew!!!