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What, are we playing “David Letterman’s ‘Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear in a Threesome?”
Also, while the topic is loosely in the vicinity of Becky and sex…her last name is “Reams.” Is “Becky Reams” not a ridiculously good pornstar name?
Stacy is making a California roll with the uni on top, and Felix is making an Uni Risotto. The judges praise her creativity and say it takes guts.
Well, not enough people are running their mouths right now, so Gordie wanders around and starts stirring the pot. First, he asks DareDevil who’s gonna be at the bottom.
She says it’s clearly WannaHooch.
The judges then ask Beckster who she thinks is gonna go home.
She also says it’s clearly WannaHooch, but she continues to expand with this whole “she’s not a MasterChef, she’s a Master Recipe Follower” and then goes ON and ON about how WH’s single mom schtick needs to be over. Well, I don’t disagree, but Becky, you’ve more or less nixed any chances you have at being the “sweetheart” on this show. with comments like that.
Well, anyway, time is up, and the judges call the top three up front. The first name called is…Felix!
Seriously, the fuck is this? I’ve never in two and a half seasons of MasterChef dropped a pony, and I won’t start, but I won’t feel as good about it if I got this one right. I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!!!
All three judges are very impressed with her dish.
The second dish belongs to someone who has NEVER been in the top 3. Could it be? Did AAliens make a good enough dish?
No, it’s Josh. He’s never been in the top 3 because he won an elimination challenge (well, he and DareDevil both won the crab cookoff).
AAliens can’t believe Josh was called. “There’s no innovation,” he claims.
Teddy loves Josh’s dish, which is pasta with an uni cream sauce, with uni on top. TG especially loves the “little goodies” on top. Bastage also likes it, a lot, but has to take a moment to rub his Mussolinian superiority in Josh’s face. He asks Josh if he knows what type of pasta he made the dish with…Josh does not, and so a lesson ensues…
Bastage tells him that the pasta he used, Miley-reenie or whatever, is the exact type of pasta that HE uses in HIS restaurants when he serves sea urchin. He commends Josh on his instincts, and tells him he could really win this thing.
The final dish up for tasting is Stace-aholic. Felix jumps in and says she’s stunned that Stacy came up with anything worth mentioning. She made those California rolls with uni. They were good, but not good enough. It’s a good thing, too, or things might have gotten a bit messy…
That…seems…a bit drastic. Maybe shoot BR in the head? Happy medium, right?
In fact, Felix wins the challenge, and is brought to the pantry to learn of her “monumental” advantage. I love how these superlative advantages no longer include immunity. I am kind of enjoying this silly crap with her and Becky. They win a challenge, and they just straight up hug someone. No one comes and offers a congratulatory hug. They just grab whoever is nearest and hug the fuck out of them. The question is…to me, at least…are they both retarded? Or is this part of their master plans?
So, more talking amongst themselves. For the SECOND time, WH tells AAliens his dish is really pretty, and he responds with “yeah, it’s really good.” They don’t have manners where he comes from, I guess…