Well, they’re taking it a step farther this time. Gordie calls on AAliens, and tells him to stay where he is. He walks back there and full on lambasts him for the mess he made. That picture earlier, that’s only like half of it. The 10 feet of counter space he had to his right is covered, and there’s dough splattered on the cabinets below the counter.
Seriously, it’s like TG got ahold of the best pancakes he’s ever had in his life.
Ew…too far? Sorry guys.
Gordie tells him he’d have been fired 6 months ago if he was working in any of their kitchens. He’d better hope his dish is good. It’s not. It’s tragic.
Last up is Tanya. She went with a Mediterranean theme. She undercooked the bread, overcooked the lamb, and didn’t cook the garlic at all. Bastage tells her that he takes this shit personally.
So, from what I can tell, we’ve got Midnight Cowboy, AAliens, BR, and Tanya all wondering if their dish was better than the other threes, because it’s quite clearly down to the four of them.
The fuck is this?!?
Let that angry, self-righteous, sausage-fingered troll go home in misery. There’s no reason to be comforting that guy. He called your team cheaters like a week ago!
Everyone seems to feel bad for AAliens. I mean, Becky gives HIM a hug, too. Becky, he was just trashing the fuck out of you. I bet you regret that hug now that you’re watching this episode, don’t you?
So, the judges come back, and award the best dish of the evening. It’s…WannaHooch. Man. Very interesting.
Now, to the worst dishes. First called. Tanya. Second, described as “disastrous” by TG, is BR. And the final terrible dish, as proclaimed by Bastage, is Midnight Cowboy.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHY NOT AALIENS?!?
So, the first of them called up is Midnight Cowboy. Gordie tells him he abused the pizza stone, and it’s time for him to head back…….
….to his home. OH COME ON! I mean, Bastage volleyball-spiked BR’s dish into the trash, and they all basically told AAliens that the people who threw the party that his parents met at should be ashamed. This hurts after the ‘squatch went home. He handles it well.
So with Cowboy out of the picture, Gordie counts 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! There are 10 left! Everyone cheers. Tanya and BR are super relieved. And then the rug is yanked from under their feet. Wait, we can’t have a team competition with an odd number! Unless they do three teams again, I guess.
“BR has to go…he HAS to…”
I have no idea how AAliens is still around. None. And what makes it the worst is that he’s so hypercritical of everyone else. He’s still convinced he’s God’s gift to cuisine.
So who’s sent home? Tanya. OH COME ON! Two eliminations, and neither BR nor AAliens is sent home?!?
Yeah, I can’t believe it either, man.
Somehow the rhino is still going. There are lots of tears. I amd still sitting here praying that BR gets axed, too. But it’s not happening.