Michael is going straight silly, and putting cheddar cheese on top of his pie. A healthy dose, too. Teddy tells them he may as well be baking his apron into the pie, too…
DareDevil’s pie crust breaks. Sasquatch’s butter isn’t cold enough and the pastry is flaking. Gordie gets mad at him for not taking the pass. AAliens begs his pie to cook faster. Time ticks down! Everyone pulls their pies out of the oven! They’re all at least kind of finished. Should be an interesting result. Or not, really.
You’d have to fuck up pretty bad to do worse than this…
Seriously, the idea of cheese on a pie? The vagina joke there is just too disgusting for me to even make…
So, Gordie makes Frank the Tank present his pie first. He cuts into the pie, and pulls out a piece, and it looks perfect! He tastes it, and it is perfect!!
Tanya is up next. She tried to be inventive and added a bunch of nuts. Her pie is pretty bad, apparently. I think we all know she won’t last forever, but I don’t want her going home yet. Not while AAliens is here.
Speaking of, he’s up third, and his pie is lacking filling, but otherwise no comments were made.
Felix is fourth. Hers isn’t quite sweet enough, but I think it’s probably good enough.
Michael is fifth. He tells us his pie will definitely keep him safe from elimination. Welp, I know who’s going home now!!! His pie has lots of juices running around in it..
“It looks like someone shit the bed…”
Sasquatch is sixth. He’s lucky as fuck that his doesn’t have pie on it. His filling is great, but the shit crust kind of is causing him concern.
DareDevil is last. She’s already crying, and somehow thinks she’s going home instead of cheese-pie.
Gordie tells her he’s never seen her that flustered, and with 18 minutes left her pie still wasn’t in the oven. “What the hell happend?” he asks…
I’m BLIND, you moron!
Gordie asks her what she thinks the pie looks like. She says “rubbish.” He says it looks as good as Frank’s. They haven’t even tasted it yet, and Gordie is basically saying she’s through. Man, that’d be brutal if it tasted worse than cheese-pie. I mean, even if it sucked, at this point he has to say it’s amazing. He does. So yay. She did well.
And now, it’s time for judgement. Frank, DareDevil, Felix, and AAliens get sent upstairs. It’s down to Michael, Tanya, and Sasquatch. Gordie recaps their failures. Tanya is called up first. She starts begging for her life. I’d send her home for that, just like I’d have sent FE home when he did it. Gordie gives her a pass, and she starts crying…Gordie seems tired of all the tears this year. It’s like the 5th person he’s told to get a grip already.
It’s down to Sasquatch and Michael. Michael tells us he thinks his dish was better than Sasquatch’s. Sasquatch is mad that he didn’t take the free pass.
Well, maybe the noble move gave him bonus points. Maybe it’s just that he didn’t put cheese on it. It’s probably that. Michael is sent home. Sad montage! Oh well. After the huge segment they did on him in the first episode, I’m a bit surprised he was only around this long, and really was a minor player.