Everyone claps for him, but what they really mean is “that’s some bullshit.” DareDevil’s claws from the last few episodes stay out. She tells us that this is gonna be a huge ego boost for him, and they’re all gonna be stuck dealing with it.
“What, y’all think that just because I’m blind I can’t be a bitch too?”
Gordie tells them that at this stage, even a small advantage can be huge. There’s a penis joke in here somewhere, but I’m still thinking about it.
WH gloats to Josh about how she’s super excited to see what BR does with his advantage, because it’s payback time up in here. Why are they friends? Like four episodes ago they were shitting directly in each other’s faces, and now she’s all up on his junk. It’s classism, I tell you! What, poor folk can be classist, too!
Also, Josh does not care (one little fucking bit) for the words that are coming out of her mouth. Why would he? I’d slap those stupid fucking Ray-Bans right off her face.
The good news is, BR does have to cook. He just gets to choose one ingredient for everyone to cook with.
The first ingredient is…well…words just don’t do it justice. Bastage says it’s loved across America for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner.
The second ingredient is corn. BOOOORING!
The final option is…beets. BEETS?!? What the fuck. Beets? Who eats beats?
Oh, but wait, there’s a twist. They have to make….dessert. HAH! That’s rough. Personally, I think beets may be the best choice here. Corn and Bacon seem too accommodating.
BR tells us that he has no idea wtf he’s doing with beets, but bacon is too easy, so clearly he can’t choose the wine in front of him. He goes with the corn.
He doesn’t get immunity, BUT they’re going to show him three examples of corny desserts. They show him a corn panna cotta, a twist on strawberry shortcake with sweet cornbread (this sounds amazeballs), and a rice pudding thickened with corn stock.
The first thing I thought of was a cornbread bread pudding (cornbread pudding?)…no? It sounds fucking awesome to me. Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home…
He decides he should make the rice pudding, and he gets to ask a couple questions. He then gets 5 minutes in the pantry to shop. As he’s walking out, he realizes he forgot the rice.
Gordie and Co announce the challenge, and this whole “should be sweet moment for David” is hilarious…because he looks like he’s about to vomit.
Seriously, how fucking stupid can I be?!?
Becky can’t believe they have to make dessert with corn…she says you very rarely see corn doughnuts. Man…I would LOVE to see a corn doughnut. I bet it’d be amazing.