While the rest of the minis get to spend time in the pantry, BR spends his time crying about the rice he left behind….instead of formulating a backup plan. It seems that his plan is…to hope one of his competitors grabbed rice and will let him have some. Wow.
First, he asks WH if she has rice. Actually, he asks if she has any arroz. That’s rice en epsanol. And now I understand why they suddenly because BFF, I think. Also, I think it’s safe to say that both of them are lucky this show isn’t filmed in Arizona…
BR runs around to everyone asking if they have any rice. It’s funny because you can tell he’s asking people in the order in which he likes them. He asks Josh third….
“[BR] comes by and asks if I have any rice, and I don’t, but if I did I probably wouldn’t give it to him…”
Makes sense to me. He asks WH, DareDevil, Josh, Felix, and Frank…FINALLY he runs up front to ask Becky if she has any. She does. He begs and pleads for just a little bit. TG says that at this point he’d say no even if they were asking for the antidote to snake venom or something. Becky gives him some fucking rice.
Now, first…I wonder if they (being the producers/directors) orchestrated this to try to erase some of the Becky being a snooty selfish bitch thing. Second, if not, well…I understand this move. We all know BR is the weakest one here, and by giving him rice, she’s given him the chance to possibly live another day and get rid of a bigger threat.
HOWEVER, there is a large part of me (somewhere in the 99.9% range) that wanted to see her say “no, fuck you,” and have the camera just show him weep silently into his creamed corn for the rest of the episode. I think the judges are kinda pissed off that she gave him the rice. I think they also wanted to watch him weep into his creamed corn.
The judges all talk about how tough of a challenge this probably is for everyone.
Gordie stops by to remind BR how lucky he was.
We had you by the balls, BR. We had you by the balls, and like a lizard sheds its tail to escape capture, you left your balls in Becky’s pocket and got away.
Gordie tells him it’d better be the best dish he’s ever make.
Bastage/TG stop by to ask Josh if he’d have given up the rice. He says hell no. Frank the Toaster overhears this and says “why wouldn’t I give him the rice?”
“Like my mother always told me…you gotta treat people the way you wanna be treated.”
Frank, is that what you call nuking the twelve colonies and bringing humanity to it’s knees…reducing the human population to 50,000 lucky survivors? SHE WASN’T EVEN YOUR REAL MOM, FRANK! IT WAS ALL A LIE!!!