(sorry, too much cylon humor?)
Felix appears to be running a bit behind, but she tells them she’ll be fine. Frankie is also pressed for time. Josh is ambitiously trying to make a creme brulee. And BR’s dish, according to TG, tastes “funky.” But not funky like George Clinton. Funky like feet that haven’t been washed in a month.
Time is ticking down, and everyone is scrambling, but as always, they all get their shit on the plates. The question is, did they all get it on there right? I bet at least one person didn’t.
“I think the fact that I gave BR rice won’t even make a difference…”
Yeah, called that. She’s not at all threatened by him, and that’s why she gave him the rice. He’s called up first, with his rice pudding. Bastage asks who (aside from Becky) would’ve given him the rice. Everyone but Josh…
What, it’s ‘cause I’m black that y’all leave me out to dry like this…?
You seriously expect me to believe they’d all have given him rice? The only reason for that is if none of them feared him…which they probably don’t…and Josh just loathes him enough to counter that.
Frankie tells us that he knows it’s a competition and all, but there aren’t enough honorable people out there, and if BR is gonna lose, it’s gotta be because his dish sucks. Pardon me, Frank, but his five minutes alone in the pantry was more than enough time for him to make his list, check it twice, and probably eat an entire rack of lamb. Him forgetting the rice for his rice pudding would cause his rice pudding to suck. Personally, I almost think it’s MORE dishonorable to help him…especially if/when someone else gets sent home when it should’ve been dumbdick here.
ALSO, how many of you think BR would’ve helped Becky? Or Frank the Toaster? Or Josh? I sure as fuck don’t. I like ya, Frankie, but why would you help a guy that wouldn’t help you? Being the bigger man doesn’t help when there’s a knife 5” deep in your gut. Fight back.
“It’s really….really…..reeeeaaaaalllllllyyyyy….unedibly disgusting.”
First, FUCK people. “Unedible” is not a word. Nothing can be “unedible.” Why do they insist on saying that?!? I swear it’s the third time this season! I bet if they were forced to write their lines for the subtitles, they’d be saying things like “Normally I love rice pudding, but you’re rice pudding sucks!” and “your a shitty cook!” and “I saw you over their talking about they’re dish, and there over here mocking you!” or my personal favorite “this is are reputation on the line!”
OH, THE GRAMMAR!!!! MY EYEZ! ZEE GOGGLEZ! ZEY DO NOTHINK!!!
Or…in the vernacular…“DAAAAAAWGGGGGG!”