Bastage asks if BR even tasted the dish. He says he did, and loved it, because it reminded him of his mom’s kitchen. Bastage is like “remind me to continue NOT staying for dinner after I bang your mom.” Yeah, the other judges hate it, too. He should be going home…the huge advantage, plus the massive fuckup forgetting the rice, plus STILL making a shitty dish…that should be automatic game over…but will it be?
Becky is up next. She made a corn panna cotta with popcorn as well. Interesting juxtaposition there. I don’t see any of the judges eating the popcorn portion of it, but every time the show the dish it’s looking a little lighter. Anyway, the judges all love her food. Again.
DareDevil is up third. She made a corn and coconut pudding. Bastage loves it. He says it was a smart use of spices (as opposed to BR’s dish).
WH made a corn soufflee, and it’s also a huge hit.
OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!
Man, I want to punch that annoying “golly gee” look right off her face. But I won’t. I won’t even joke about that. In fact, that statement has been redacted.
Next is Felix.
“Felix comes walking up with her profiteroles and they look kinda funny…like little baby nipples.”
That is what he said, right? I couldn’t tell, he kinda dropped off that last word. The dishes are wildly unimpressed. They’re pretty brutal about it…and she doesn’t actually start crying. I’m so confused. She cries about everything, and this time, when it seems obvious she’s possibly going home. It’s almost like someone told her in advance…
Frank is up next, and takes a not-so-subtle peek at Josh’s dish as he walks by. I bet he’s been caught checking out the hot girl jogging past him by literally every girl he’s ever dated. Sunglasses, Frankie…get some. Geez. He tells them that Josh’s dish looks a little funky. Josh tells us that he’s sure his will be 10x better than Frankie’s.
Turns out Frankie’s is great. The judges all love it.
Josh is last. He made a corn creme brulee….
Bastage calls it gross looking.
Bastage is right. Turns out it’s also gross tasting, too. Bastage reminds him that they already sent him home once…
So, to me, the loser here should be either Josh (because he got a second chance at this shit and made a tragic dessert here) or BR (because of reasons I’ve already stated). Well, they’re two of the bottom 3, and the third is (not surprisingly Felix). Based on the way this season has gone, I expect that Felix is probably doomed.
It’s kind of funny to see almost everyone in the kitchen trying to console Felix, while BR and Josh are basically left crying to each other. Becky tells us that she doesn’t think Felix should go home. Well, Becky, you should’ve thought of that BEFORE YOU GAVE THAT ASSCLOWN THE RICE!!! This blood’s on your hands!!!