And seriously, when I see BR walking around in that jacket, all I can thing is “Fat guy in a little coat…..”
Clearly Becky is gonna take Josh.
She doesn’t! What in the fuck. Maybe they all just hate Josh? Also, it’s clearly the battle of the sexes. So THAT’S what happened. OMGOMGOMG guys we have to do this guys vs girls thing! There can be so much great drama!
Ramsay tells everyone that he’ll be the expediter. As you’d expect, Gordie is trying to make sure he doesn’t sully his good name…
The minis will be preparing food for 22 diners each. They’ll be responsible for making either of two appetizers and either of two entrees. One of the owner walks the minis through the two appetizers. I’m not even gonna try to say what they are. One is something like a ravioli, and the other is a meat dish with a quail egg. Good enough? DareDevil is struggling to learn what they’re supposed to do to prepare these dishes, despite Becky’s narration.
Bastage, meanwhile, is getting a laugh out of the complexity of the dishes. The co-owner of the restaurant, doesn’t find this nearly so funny.
He goes through the two entrees next, and good lord…it doesn’t look like they take time for questions or anything. I wonder if they got to the restaurant late or something.
The blue (blue is for boys) team quickly divvies up their tasks, but the red team is having some… “communication issues.” What this means is that apparently WH doesn’t hear so well, prompting DareDevil to refer to the red team as “Team Helen Keller.” It works perfectly. DD can’t see, WH can’t hear, and Becky can’t open her mouth without nonsense spewing out.
So, what disaster will befall these two teams?
For starters, DareDevil spends a few minutes talking about how this is hard for her because she’s blind. It’s like this is a new thing or something. This of course sparks a whole conversation by the judges about how it’s crazy that Becky went straight for her. Gordie asks both the others how they’d use her.
“On the couch, because how’s she even gonna know it isn’t the bedroom?!?”
Ok, ok. Teddy says he’d have her finishing dishes, which seems like an odd choice for the blind chick, but oh well. Bastage says he’d have her in the coat room. What the fuck, Bastage? You’re such an asshole, you actually make me look like…not an asshole. Maybe even a kinda nice dude. That’s a real accomplishment.
Suddenly…or probably not-so-suddenly if you’ve been watching this show, WH is fucking everything up in another team challenge. She’s flustered, and Gordie is yelling at her to hurry the fuck up because she’s way behind on prepping the pasta.