That’s pretty mean that they don’t find out until the day of the pressure test who is actually in the pressure test this time around. The contestants line up the next day to hear the results, and for some stupid reason, before they’ve said more than “the winner will not have to face the terrifying pressure test,” WH is already crying.
The winner was….THE RED TEAM! Bastage tells Beckster that she was a boss back there, and tells DareDevil that all that stuff he said about sticking her in the coat room was purely sexual, and that she was great too. No one says shit about WH.
Bastage tells the guys what a bad job they did at getting their food out on time. Frank tells us that it’s really his fault that his team lost. Gordie asks him if they gave him a safe pass to grant to anyone on his team, who would he pick? He says it’d be Josh. Gordie asks why not himself, and he lists the same reasons he gave us a moment ago. So, Gordie says… “Frank, you have the ability to save one person on your team.” Good guy Frankie, who couldn’t believe that Josh said he wouldn’t give up his rice because his mom taught him better….
LOL see y’all sucka’s later!!!!
WTF Frankie took the free pass?!? Hilarious.
Bastage eats it up.
Josh is pretty pissed about it. I mean, I would be, too. Why would he say he’d save Josh, and then save himself? Why not just be honest up front?
Well, the pressure test is…filet mignon. They each get 3 steaks. There’s more irritating Wal-Mart loving. They have to do a rare steak, medium rare, and well done. Didn’t we have this EXACT same challenge last year? Or was it season one? I don’t remember. All I remember is that it happened, and it sure as shit wasn’t with Wal-Mart steaks.
So, before the challenge even begins, BR is sweating through his shirt. They get a half an hour to do this. Josh tells us that he’s gonna beat whatever crap BR pulls out, and then he’s gonna take Frankie down. Let’s hope he focuses on knocking BR out first, huh?
There will be blood…and not just from my rare steak, either, Frankie…
The judges pick their ponies. Bastage and TG pick Josh, and Gordie picks BR. Josh tells us that he’s not too worried, because BR will probably shoot himself in the foot anyway.
Halfway through, Bastage is impressed with Josh’s confidence, and Gordie says BR smells amazing. Maybe he said BR’s [steaks] smell amazing? Eh…
So, time to check out the steaks. BR’s are up first. His rare steak is a bit overcooked…only a little, but it is. It’s also a bit too garlicky. Josh, however, nails a perfect rare steak. It’s seasoned well, too, and Bastage is in love.