FE and Tali decide they clearly have to take out the beautiful rhinoceros.
Meanwhile, BR is chatting with this Dave Mack guy about what douchenozzles Tali and FE are.
So, the judges have reached a decision. They come in and send everyone back to their stations…
There were two stand-out risottos. One was Frank the Tank!! YAY PONY!!! The other one, which was even better, was Beautiful Rhino!!! I think maybe I should’ve picked him as my pony, but oh well. So they’re the team captains. This means that either FE is on Frank’s team, or BR gets stuck with him because he’s forced to pick second…
So, now that THAT’s outta the way…it’s time to talk about the shitty dished…
The three worst belong to:
Dave Mack is kind of an idiot. He says he did what the challenge asked for, so he feels safe. Dave, the challenge asks for you to not be a fucking moron and if you’re going to use mushroom, know how to prepare them. Helene says she’s nervous because she screwed up. Tali is the worst, and tells us that his food tasted great, and doesn’t understand why these world-renowned chefs don’t like his shitty food.
Also, dude…the hat has to go. People can see that you’re a douchebag from space.
So Dave Mack is called first. Gordie tells him that he’s not safe, and to stay. Helene is called up second, and sent back to her station by pure dumb luck of the other two sucking harder. Tali is called last, and is also not safe. No shit. Gordie tells him he can’t bamboozle them. They are unabamboozleable. Impervious to bamboozlement. Have +100 to bamboozle resistance.
Based on the risotto, Dave Mack is sent home. Tali makes a weird groaning noise and probably just shat himself. So Beautiful Rhino’s buddy is gone, but FE’s is still here. There will be some two-on-one action here, let me tell you. Though, in a prison fight, my money is on the rhino.
So, next week, the remaining 16 will square off in a team challenge, followed by a stunning pressure test. It’s so nice to be past the silly auditions and on to the real competition, isn’t it?