Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to another episode of “Million Dollar Listing LA.” We pick up just where we left off last week – at “Cirq deGeorgina.” Why does JF keep calling it that? Does anyone know? Is he referencing anything?
Maybe this is Georgina.
OK, let’s get right into the drama. Madison notices Heather and JA have just come out by the pool. Madison is clearly nervous because he busts out a random Borat impression. JA just starts pacing around the pool. He urges Heather to go speak to Madison. JA is pretty pushy with Heather. I think we now know for sure who “advised” her not to take the severance package Madison offered.
JF goes over to talk to Madison and company. Then we jump back to Heather and JA. Heather is trying to explain that she wants to talk to Madison privately. JA goes on to explain the situation to us again. He also thinks that Madison owes Heather commission on properties that closed after she was fired. The way Madison explains it, the commissions were a bonus for Heather. He’s right. If you get fired, you don’t get your bonus. The end.
This smug look is because Madison knows I’m finally agreeing with him.
As Heather approaches Madison, he just tells her that he’s a little busy to talk to her. Heather starts laying on the guilt trip pretty thick. Madison is having none of it. He basically just smiles and nods and lets her think whatever she wants. The he calls her “a brat, vindictive, selfish, and manipulative.” Then Heather proves him 100% correct by throwing her glass of wine on him.
Nope. Nothing bratty going on here!
Then JA jumps in with “You have no class, bro!” I’m waiting for him to just yell, “Come at me, bro!” I’m sure he’s said that many times before. OK, JA, you can stop saying “bro” now. It isn’t until JA tells Madison’s brother to “shut up” that Madison starts to lose it. We finally get to see the scene from the opening credits where he yells, “Don’t get in my face! You’re a little piece of shit, and I’m over you!”
As Madison turns to walk away, he tells JA, “You’re a bitch too, by the way.” Then JA starts to storm after him. He starts harassing Madison about how many deals he has in escrow right now. Apparently, JA knows that Madison has only two deals in escrow. Why does he care so much?
There is so much douche coming off this picture.
I don’t know why JA felt the need to resort to insults like this. First of all, it isn’t really his battle. It’s Heather’s battle. Second of all, he’s just making himself look worse by completely going off topic and just ranting at Madison. He really doesn’t know how to hold it together. I never liked Madison much before. However, after watching him react so calmly, I really do respect him. It would have been easy to stoop to JA’s level, but he didn’t. He took the high road. As a result, he gets the PopePhilly Stamp of Approval. The whole time, JF is just uncomfortable.
The youngest person there is the most mature. Go figure.
Even as Madison turns to leave the party, JA can’t help but yelling more insults at him. Then JA tells Heather that she did the right thing. Really? Her dumping her glass of wine on Madison was the right thing? Her letting JA act like an immature little kid was the right thing? Heather is an adult. She could have easily handled it like an adult without JA’s “help.” I’m starting to think that JA might be a really controlling boyfriend.
JF and Lisa are just glad that this ordeal happened toward the end of the evening. JF is worried that this is going to cost him sales on the house. I think he will be OK. He clearly wasn’t involved in any of it.
We’re back with Madison. His mom is visiting! I think it’s rather cute when Madison’s dog runs up to Wendy and Madison starts saying, “There’s grandma!” I do the exact same thing when my cat runs over to my parents.
Obligatory cute animal picture!
Madison is happy that his mother is in town because she reminds him of what is important. I agree. Moms tend to make things better. Madison tells his mom that the rain reminds him of the time when Heather was working for him. Whenever it rained, they would run to the end of Malibu Pier and eat cheeseburgers and milkshakes. I’ve just noticed that Madison and Wendy almost have the same haircut.