Minicap: Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding

Finally!  One word sums it up.  It’s been a long eight weeks for Kim and her people preparing for the big day, but it’s been killer on us.  The wigs are looking about as matted and clumpy as I feel.  This morning’s momma and baby meeting opens with Kim holding K.J. and telling him that daddy is finally making mommy Mrs. Biermann.  She says it will be the best day of his life until he gets car keys and can ride like the wind. 

Brielle and Ariana bring their mom breakfast in bed.  Kim’s new matron of honor, Niki, is shopping for a dress on short notice and being rushed to get back to the estate and curl the girls’ hair.  Security is intense to keep landlords and closet-peekers at bay.

So then I inserted a mind control chip into his temple right here.

Alexis has been earning her pay as Colin Cowie’s assistant.  Colin is finally in the house and starts tightly and fashionably wrapping up the loose ends.  Jen, her ex-matron of honor, shows up to help her best friend.  Kim’s first request is for Jen to fetch her medicine and some wine to chase it all down with.

She’s driving me crazy!  Get me a blueberry Mojito this big!

Kroy and Coy, the former football player that will be officiating at the ceremony, are heading back home.  They compare the wedding to game day.  Shun the stylist, Derek J. the wedding wig manager, and Niki the new matron of honor are all in Kim’s room running around like a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest.

For the love of gold, I hope he’s got a pre-nup.

Things are quickly falling into place.  The cake is the one that she always dreamed of for her wedding.  A snag is hit, though, when she finds out that some chick has the Twitter name “Kim Biermann”.  Kim thinks she deserves the name, while the other Kim Biermann probably thinks Miss Kimmy deserves crooked bangs and a loose front tooth.

Kim’s daughters have downloaded a countdown app on their phone and periodically ramp up the stress by blurting out how quickly time is passing.  The girls have become a human countdown app–that screams. 

Next week looks exciting.  Think helicopters, bad breath, and blue lights!

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