There she is, your ideal.
Howdy, Gasmii! We’re finally at the finale of what is hopefully the first and only season of this series.
Right here, I want to thank everyone who’s been commenting. It’s been a ton of fun to read all your comments. Thanks to kthxbai who recommended the new Lady Colin Campbell book – I downloaded it to my Kindle and am really enjoying it! The Royals – Providing Entertainment Since 1066.
On to our ep, which was pretty light on content compared to previous eps. We met Rosie, a gal who is
overly enthusiastic needs to focus really needs to lay off the sugar coke. Shparkle decides to give Rosie Eden’s new song to sing in her (Rosie’s) pageant, which was emceed by a guy we’ve seen on T&T. And thus we come, as Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy would say, “full oval”.
You know, I realize I know a ton about pageants (and from the comments, everyone who’s reading this does, too). A bunch of us live tweet during T&T, and in addition to the snark we’re totally commenting on things like socks! and flippers! and how their hair could be better! ’cause we’re just like judges. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad . . . Pageants – the (artificial) fabric of our lives.
Getting back to the ep – In other developments, Shparkle and Heather interview a new publicist, and Eden premieres her new clothing line, which from the looks of it appeals to a rather small group of people – basically, Shparkle and Eden.
Our drama this week comes from “the talk” which Shparkle and Andrew have in a pizza parlor. Cause Shparkle, she’s Pure Klass. Nothing is more conducive to a quiet personal convo than a pizza parlor. However, this one’s sign said “Pizza, Pasta and Wine“, so we can see why it would appeal to Shparkle.
Portrait of a man who’s about to have his heart broken. And not get any pizza.
Andrew teaches us the true meaning of sacrifice, and we end the ep with a nostaligic montage of past eps, as Shparkle recounts Eden’s
triumphs abject failures.
Much more in the full recap! Also, I watched the Lisa Ling show Sparkle Baby for you, Gasmii. I’ll have Shparkle’s choicest quotes from the program. Plus, my new recapping assignment!
Come on back in a few days and check it all out!
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