MiniCap: Hollywood Exes Premiere Plus 1

Recaps

By Jane and Blanche | Thursday, June 28, 2012 | 12:15 am | 1 Comments
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Hola Gasmii! We got a double dose of our show last night- they want us extra hooked right from the start! 

Let us introduce you to the 5 ladies we will be following in to the cray cray:

First we meet Andrea Kelly, R Kelly’s ex-wife. Yes he had a wife and has kids other than the ones he had sex with. We think VH1 wants us to see LA through her eyes and hear her story but since we can only understand every third word she says, we hope they have a great closed-captioning service.

Next up is Nicole Murphy who was married to Eddie Murphy. She seems the most normal of the bunch, but we’ll see.

Sheree Fletcher introduces herself as Will Smith’s ex-wife- this marriage was PJ, pre-Jada. She is now married to Jesus, we mean ex-NFL player turned preacher Tyrrell Fletcher, same thing, right? They only see each other 3 days a week. All successful marriages can withstand long distance. (Do we see a visit from Dr Phil in their future?)

We now get to meet Mayte Garcia, Prince’s ex-wife. Not Apollonia or Nicky, her name’s Mayte. She introduces us to all her animals; most live in her house but 2 of them live by the pool- sad or fab? What’s a dog gotta do to get bone in LA?

Last but not least is Jessica Canseco who introduces us to her vagina…again and again and again…

Tune in tomorrow for our full recap of both hours! 

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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

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One Comment

  1. 1
    L Chienne
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Fascinating to see a show about a bunch of women that don’t beat the crap out of each other over dumb stuff. The preview for next week, of course, shows them beating the crap out of each other.

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