Hola Gasmii! We got a double dose of our show last night- they want us extra hooked right from the start!
Let us introduce you to the 5 ladies we will be following in to the cray cray:
First we meet Andrea Kelly, R Kelly’s ex-wife. Yes he had a wife and has kids other than the ones he had sex with. We think VH1 wants us to see LA through her eyes and hear her story but since we can only understand every third word she says, we hope they have a great closed-captioning service.
Next up is Nicole Murphy who was married to Eddie Murphy. She seems the most normal of the bunch, but we’ll see.
Sheree Fletcher introduces herself as Will Smith’s ex-wife- this marriage was PJ, pre-Jada. She is now married to Jesus, we mean ex-NFL player turned preacher Tyrrell Fletcher, same thing, right? They only see each other 3 days a week. All successful marriages can withstand long distance. (Do we see a visit from Dr Phil in their future?)
We now get to meet Mayte Garcia, Prince’s ex-wife. Not Apollonia or Nicky, her name’s Mayte. She introduces us to all her animals; most live in her house but 2 of them live by the pool- sad or fab? What’s a dog gotta do to get bone in LA?
Last but not least is Jessica Canseco who introduces us to her vagina…again and again and again…
Tune in tomorrow for our full recap of both hours!
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