With Pleather’s Yummie commitments finally behind her, she is free to enjoy London with the ladies. First on the agenda is a croquet outing arranged by Sonja. Sleep deprivation, combined with Countess Pumpkin’s continuous one-upping, and the stage is set for a royal showdown.
Dahling, you do know that I invented croquet, don’t you?
Despite champagne and croquet mallets, we are deprived of some much-needed bloodshed. LuAnn is finding everyone’s last nerve and is on it like gravy on potatoes, so Heather tries to
bust her pinata punkin with a clue bat drop hints to the countess. LuAnn is so consumed with her greatness that every swing goes completely over her pumpkin head. No candy for this party.
After returning to New York, Sonja is preparing for Aviva’s anniversary party, which is also the debut of Sonja in the City. Seeing one of Sonja’s interns in action, is there really a college giving credit for trailing Sonja around keeping track of her cell phone?
The party gets off to a decent start with the guests mingling and drama-free. Things quickly take a turn for the worse after Aviva takes an unfortunate tumble. One can’t imagine the party getting worse, but it does when the entertainment Sonja has chosen for Aviva and Reid starts singing and dancing. Oh, now I get it, it’s a comedy act, not musical at all! Sonja is so clever! Or not.
We’re too sexy for our crumb trays!
We are finally rewarded with some drama when Ramona tells Pleather what she thinks of her pageant smile. Ramona might have thought she could get in a good dig and skedaddle, but Pleather’s gangsta chic and goes all Benny Hill on her pinoted ass.
Can someone play Yakety Sax?
Ramona tries her best to escape Pleather, but the two of them bounce around The Empire Room like a couple of bumper cars. Next week, off to Miami to meet Aviva’s dad.
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