Julia arrives in San Francisco, but damn, she must have just missed Emily, who is en route to Napa. Before she “falls in love with him,” she simply must know if Andrew is on the same page. She brought him booze, but he declines. I’d probably have to be black out in order to deal with Julia, but I can understand his concern that she’s not above Roofie-ing his drink. She points to a corner and asks “what’s over there?” The object to which she is referring is a guitar. So exotic! Is it from the future?
Uncharacteristically, Julia hangs all over Andrew, making him super uncomfortable. He asks how her writing is going, and instead of having a real conversation, she gets all Single White Female and says she missed him. I think the rest of the conversation is best suited to a transcription:
J: So what is going on with us [after 1 date, you showing up at the end of the dinner party, and a blow job]?
A: That’s a big one.
J: HEHE ANNOYING LAUGH
A: Look, you’re fun [thanks for the BJ], you’re smart[-er than a kindergartener], you’re a little crazy [compared to Charlie Sheen]. Good crazy. But I don’t feel I’m falling for you [I got my SAG card today].
J: Eye roll/dramatic cry.
A: You don’t feel that way?
J: No. I feel like I could fall in love with you [after 1 date, you showing up at the end of the dinner party, and a blow job]. You don’t feel like that’s a possiblity?
A: I don’t. Sorry.
J: Truly incredulous.
A: You wanna slap me?
I don’t know why he said that, but she actually slaps him. Then tells him she hates him. Julia sobs ridiculously.
I’m surprised she actually leaves without Andrew having to call the cops. Seriously, if this is how you react after a handful of dates, what happens when you break up with an actual long-term partner? She is crying more than I did when I broke up with my boyfriend of 1.5 years last month.
Epilogue: Next week is the finale?!?! Time flies when you’re having fun…
The Rube wants to get it on with Emily and the sexpert BETTER BE GOOD AT SEX. Julia gets more advice she’s guaranteed not to follow, and Amy has another date with gym rat Kevin.
What did you all think? Thanks to those who commented last week. I am getting my stitches out Thursday! The only downside is I won’t be able to milk it for all it’s worth at work anymore. I might pull a George Constanza and pretend to have a limp for a while. ;- )
Pillania ;- )
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