They have the whole bar to themselves. Why did Sardo’s agree to this public shaming? Are they trying to file for bankruptcy? Oh I take that back, there are two middle-aged men at the bar (most likely regulars) who will probably never be back.
Andrew actually dances and doesn’t seem 100% repulsed by Julia. On the way back to his hotel, he tells her he doesn’t fully know why he said yes to this date….but the national TV aspect/SAG card were probably somewhat enticing. ;- ) The driver opens the sunroof and they hang out the top. I remember my 19 year-old self thinking that was cool during season one of Laguna Beach, and the gang was going to a real prom because they were in high school and prom was an age-appropriate activity.
Eat your heart out, Jack McCain.
Julia refers to herself as Cinderella on crack. In my first recap, I included a picture from this episode that was shown in the season previews, and called her Cinderella on bath salts. After seeing the way she attempts to eat all her dates’ faces, I think my comparison was more accurate.
They kiss, but she doesn’t really have to beg. Andrew says she’s ridiculous and he likes it, and can he plan the next date. Wait………what? Someone wants to go on a second date with Julia? I think my head just exploded for the second time tonight.
Epilogue: It’s already over? No way! This episode flew by. I forgot to mention we actually saw someone call into Emily’s show during the little mini-segment toward the end of the episode. Emily’s response to the woman’s question about oral sex with long-winded and non-interesting.
Next week: Em goes to therapy (WHERE IS DAVID RUBIN?????), someone (not Patti Stanger) tells Amy she sucks at her job, and it seems like Andrew comes to his senses because Julia’s on the phone, begging him to come visit her again.
What did you think, everyone? Julia is still horrendous, but I found myself disliking Amy WAY MORE than Julia this episode. I think it’s because Julia knows on some level that she’s awful. Amy thinks she’s above all that and justifies acting like a mega bitch because she thinks the root of all her problems is because of someone else’s shortcoming. Or something. If I think too much more about this my head will explode again and it’s already done that twice this evening.
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