Miss Advised Recap: Love Potion Number Whine

Recaps

By Pillania | Tuesday, July 10, 2012 | 9:09 am | 14 Comments
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The next morning (I think), JP is harassing a hungover Julia, who has a way overdue piece for Elle. Shocking. Instead of finishing it, she goes to bury the Gollum at the beach. Julia hopes to accomplish this by hurling it into the ocean. Allow me to remind you that the Gollum was buried in a miniature wooden casket. Julia’s shocked to find this casket…..floats. Julia keeps trying to get the Gollum to sink into the ocean, and when it doesn’t she buries it in the wet sand, you know the sand that’s constantly being carried away, at the shoreline. I think I’ve seen this scene done before, and to greater comedic effect.

 

 

Epilogue: Of the three, Emily certainly seems like the hottest commodity. She’s got David Rubin calling for sex in the butt, the polyamorous guy looking for a threesome, and that other random dude taking her to the strip club. The other two can’t even get a text.

What do you think everyone? Will we see Lewis again? What about William? And what will happen when David Rubin comes to town?

Pillania ;- )

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Now you have begun to understand Pillania, a hypochondriac/grad student/waitress/TV watcher who recently moved back in with her parents while she completes her degree program. She is constantly getting into jams, including but not limited to being "trapped" in the garage of people for whom she was housesitting, causing an accident inside of a car wash, and spilling soda all over her state representative's head whilst serving him at the restaurant.

14 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Shocker the one who puts herself out there as a whore is getting attention.

  2. 2
    thlayly5
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Lol- Gollum! That made this recap- imagining Gollum with that idiot.

    But, the thing being made is called a golem- and I will let the dictionary define it— (in Jewish legend) a clay figure brought to life by magic.
    • an automaton or robot.
    ORIGIN late 19th cent.: from Yiddish goylem, from Hebrew gōlem ‘shapeless mass.’

    Still, Gollum is funnier.

  3. 3
    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Great recap, Pillania! I’ll just come here to read your recaps because you’re writing skills are way more entertaining than this wreck of a show. Honestly, I can’t stomach watching one more episode of this silly nonsense. 3 strikes and I’m out!

  4. 4
    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Oops, meant your vs. you’re. Hence my name, NotAlway’sPerfekt! ;-)

  5. 5
    Big Lamb
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    Girl I don’t even need to watch the TVs any more because you’ve got it covered here.

    Funny shit!

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    OutHouseCat
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    That poly queer whatever guy skeeved me out totally. He reminded of that idiot that the Countless was dating a while back – the jerky writer with the strange lip-smack lizard tongue thing. And the way he stared at her sideways, just ugh!

    This was my first and last time watching this craptastic hot mess. I’ll keep up by reading your recaps. They’re hilarious!

  7. 7
    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Ewww, you’re right OutHouseCat! That guy LuMan dated was extremely creepy just like the poly whatever guy! Think I just threw up in my mouth a little! Egads!!!

  8. 8
    OutHouseCat
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Sorry Perfekt. I found that a little Clorox into the old eyeballs helped me get that guy’s picture outta my head. But then our girl Pillania snuck his creepy photo in here and started it all again. Grrrr…

  9. 9
    AnneOminous
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    I think the famous David Rubin said he WASN’T interested in sex-in-the-butt. However, the fact that he even brought it up betrays that he is probably lying because, well, why even bring it up.

    I find Emily quite likable, actually, and I don’t necessarily think she is a prude so much as she is finding that people’s sex-pectations of her are off based on her job. Just because she discusses sex on her show (mostly it seems in an attempt to help educate or explore the topic), doesn’t mean she is a whore. I liked the line about ‘Sex with Emily doesn’t mean sex with everyone,’ or whatever she said. So far she has had two guys expect her to just give it up because of her job, and one guy who seems to want to treat her as his sex unicorn. I don’t know, I find her particular storyline interesting and sympathetic.

    The armchair psychologist in me can’t decide if Amy needs to ‘love herself before loving someone else’ or just admit that she will never love anyone as much as she loves herself.

    As for Julia and the golem, I think Gollum from LOTR is her spirit animal: Grimy, deformed, socially incompetent and obsessed with a ring.

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    Pillania Pillania
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    @thlayly5 – thank you for the info on the Gollum/golem. Would it offend anyone if I continue to refer to it as a Gollum? I just want to make sure none of you are witch/own a golem business/believe in the power of golems. ;- )

    @OutHouseCat – Somehow he was less offensive when he was just Gary Busey’s cousin. As for your [accurate] reference to Lu’s man…pass the Clorox ;- )

    @NotAlway’s – I never catch my own grammatical errors til the recaps are already published ;- )

    Once you start making these faces it’s hard to stop. ;- ) ;- ) ;- )

  11. 11
    thlayly5
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    No- no offense! I only know about golems because of a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode. lol! I think the Gollum is funnier, and perfect for Julia as Pillania said.

  12. 12
    Nikki
    Posted July 11, 2012 at 5:31 am

    Love your recaps, P! I thought I would try watching the show. It was unwatchable. You warned me. Think I’ll just stick with you.

  13. 13
    Joey Guns
    Posted July 11, 2012 at 7:35 am

    Lorenzo couldn’t date her because around that time he was (and I think still is) dating Tinsley Mortimer….

    Man, Allison looks pathetic constantly trying to beg guys for kisses. Her roommate JP must laugh at her behind her back.

    Yeah and the Gary Busey cousin was beyond freaking creepy.

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted July 11, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Why is it most of the truly openly sexual are always the grossest and you wouldn’t want to touch them? Just like nude beaches – cover up the yuck.

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