OK, I know I said her hair looked it’s best this episode, but this is not the ‘do I had in mind. It reminds me of a haircut that Edward Scissorhands gave to one of the neighborhood biddies.
I did my hair like this in honor of the new Batman movie.
Out on the docks, Pia and C-Wow meet up to discuss the fight. Pia asks C-Wow why she should have just sat back and ignored everything, not matter what Nora said to her. C-Wow apparently didn’t hear the accusations Nora threw at Pia, so Pia had to remind her. C-Wow is defending Nora, but swears she’s not. Pia makes the astute point that Nora’s face will heal, but the accusations she made will follow Pia and Renee forever.
In true desperate style, Nora, with a completely healed face, scrounges up another random friend whom she hasn’t yet alienated. She essentially tells her friend that she walked into the party and Renee and Pia immediately started throwing punches without warning or reason. Quickly, she moves onto the wine business with her dad. The wine is done fermenting. She’s going to talk to the wine as if it’s her dad in person, which sounds a bit creepy.
Over at a fancy wine joint, C-Wow, Renee, and Leah meet up for a lovely, quiet, and friendly dinner.
Let’s all take a moment to admire Leah’s gorgeous locks.
So, Renee asks what everyone thought of the party first. C-Wow immediately responds that Renee ruined it. Leah admonishes C-Wow for that, but Renee does offer a sincere apology for getting into a fight at her party. C-Wow seems to think that Renee and Pia both knocked out Nora BEFORE Nora said anything, but I don’t think that’s true. I think this only because Leah seems to think that and I trust Leah. After that, Renee unleashes a unending diatribe of bleeps, so I really have no idea what she said. Meanwhile, the table full of young women behind them is really enjoying this scene going on at the next table. Three grown women screaming and cursing really, really loud.
Yes, Renee. Everyone in the restaurant is staring at y’all.
C-Wow proves to us that she doesn’t understand the “sticks and stones” saying, because she thinks it applies here. No, dear. That’s a little kid’s mantra so the verbal bullying doesn’t sting as much, but of course, we all know the verbal bullying tends to suck worse. And it sticks with you far longer.
C-Wow thinks Leah doesn’t understand and just wants to see someone get their face torn off. OK, I know that Leah has all of these great violent sayings, but I know she doesn’t get off on seeing a woman get her ass beat. Renee wants to know why C-Wow didn’t defend her when Nora was calling her a cunt and C-Wow pleads ignorance. So, Vh1 shows up sepia-colored footage of Nora calling Renee a cunt alone in a limo. Whoopsie.