Mob Wives Chicago Recap: Damage Control

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Wednesday, July 25, 2012 | 11:53 pm | 9 Comments
Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in: Mob Wives Chicago, Recaps

OK, I know I said her hair looked it’s best this episode, but this is not the ‘do I had in mind.  It reminds me of a haircut that Edward Scissorhands gave to one of the neighborhood biddies. 

I did my hair like this in honor of the new Batman movie.

Out on the docks, Pia and C-Wow meet up to discuss the fight.  Pia asks C-Wow why she should have just sat back and ignored everything, not matter what Nora said to her.  C-Wow apparently didn’t hear the accusations Nora threw at Pia, so Pia had to remind her.  C-Wow is defending Nora, but swears she’s not.  Pia makes the astute point that Nora’s face will heal, but the accusations she made will follow Pia and Renee forever. 

In true desperate style, Nora, with a completely healed face, scrounges up another random friend whom she hasn’t yet alienated.  She essentially tells her friend that she walked into the party and Renee and Pia immediately started throwing punches without warning or reason.  Quickly, she moves onto the wine business with her dad.  The wine is done fermenting.  She’s going to talk to the wine as if it’s her dad in person, which sounds a bit creepy.

Over at a fancy wine joint, C-Wow, Renee, and Leah meet up for a lovely, quiet, and friendly dinner. 

Let’s all take a moment to admire Leah’s gorgeous locks.

So, Renee asks what everyone thought of the party first.  C-Wow immediately responds that Renee ruined it.  Leah admonishes C-Wow for that, but Renee does offer a sincere apology for getting into a fight at her party.  C-Wow seems to think that Renee and Pia both knocked out Nora BEFORE Nora said anything, but I don’t think that’s true.  I think this only because Leah seems to think that and I trust Leah.  After that, Renee unleashes a unending diatribe of bleeps, so I really have no idea what she said.  Meanwhile, the table full of young women behind them is really enjoying this scene going on at the next table.  Three grown women screaming and cursing really, really loud. 

Yes, Renee.  Everyone in the restaurant is staring at y’all.

C-Wow proves to us that she doesn’t understand the “sticks and stones” saying, because she thinks it applies here.  No, dear.  That’s a little kid’s mantra so the verbal bullying doesn’t sting as much, but of course, we all know the verbal bullying tends to suck worse.  And it sticks with you far longer.

C-Wow thinks Leah doesn’t understand and just wants to see someone get their face torn off.  OK, I know that Leah has all of these great violent sayings, but I know she doesn’t get off on seeing a woman get her ass beat.  Renee wants to know why C-Wow didn’t defend her when Nora was calling her a cunt and C-Wow pleads ignorance.  So, Vh1 shows up sepia-colored footage of Nora calling Renee a cunt alone in a limo.  Whoopsie.

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Sugarbush
About

Hi, there!  About me...well, let's see.  I like to think of myself as an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in a mystery.  Sometimes my personality doesn't even reconcile in my own head.  I'm a really caring and sensitive person, but I have a dark, dry, sarcastic sense of humor which tends gives the impression that I have no soul.  I am married to a great guy who shares my sense of humor and we have a son who, both fortunately and unfortunately, has his mother's personality.   I'm an independent contractor who works from home and keeps the kid all day, everyday.  I've loved to write my whole life and have big, never-to-be-achieved dreams of one day writing a book.  My favorite past time is laughing, which is what brought me to this site.  I can laugh at almost anything, so beware.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 5:29 am

    BWHAHAHAHA- C-Woww is as big of a nut as Nora is. Sticks and Stones, my ass! She’s is convently forgeting the first freaking episode when she was egging Pia on to confront Nora about what Nora had said about Pia to Pia’s cousin. Remind me, who got into a fist fight in public, oh yeah C-WOWW and Pia that’s who!! Who started it? C-WOWW , that’s who. These bitches are nuts!! I’m starting to believe Leah is the only one who has a lick of sense.

    Nutjob Nora’s HIGH end Wine (the blood of her father) , she’s going to sell it for $15.99 to $17.99 a bottle, yeah that’s high end!!

  2. 2
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 5:57 am

    “She has the face of a bloodhoud.”
    HA!
    I love you Sugarbush

  3. 3
    Sasha Tang
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 8:30 am

    I love this series, I love the “ladies.” I love Leah too, she should have her own show, BUT what do you think about this bonus clip from last week’s episode: http://www.vh1.com/video/misc/814613/bathroom-balloon-head.jhtml#id=1689549
    Why can’t Leah drop ITALIAN FEST??? Why was she bringing up an old issue when they were in the midst of a much worse problem at that moment? Also, in that episode, she just stood there paralyzed when Renee was taunting Nora and starting the big fight, I thought Leah wanted to do away with the violence in her presence…to be fair, maybe the producers didn’t allow her to intervene in that. It brought my love and respect for the gorgeous Leah down one notch, I’m sorry to say. She is still my favorite on the series. Do you ever think that Leah will get in a physical fight with anyone during this series?

  4. 4
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Nora is just batshit friggin crazy.
    When she said that about her father millions of people spit out their drinks simultaneously and muttered a colletive “ew”.
    She’s the kid in school that would say the basest, meanest shit to others and run to the teachers when shit hit the fan.
    She should be boxed out of society.

    C-Wow is missing …lawd I have no idea. She just grunts out dumbassery. If she is supposed to be the “Renee” of this series she is falling woefully short. Soemone needs to get her husband in the picture (I am on my KNEES begging he is a Junyah!)

    Pia..what is she going to do now that she’s coming off the pole?
    Please don’t tell me she’s a singer.

    Leah…I want to see her date a chubby.
    Come on Leah put your money where your mouth is.

  5. 5
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Sorry I meant …
    Put your money where your bazoo is!

  6. 6
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 9:57 am

    @Sheesh – Thank you for using one of the Words of the Day properly in a sentence. A+ for you.

    and please, please, please don’t let any of these women turn into wannabe pop stars. I’ve had my fill. Though, I’d take Mel over Cuntess any day.

    Oh God…did I just say that? I’ve hit rock fuckin’ bottom.

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 10:23 am

    I see Pia’s point. Her daughter is what…maybe 15 or 16. I am sure 18 year old sneak in there so either this run in has happened or Bella’s girlfriend’s older brother has come in or something like that.

    Good for her though. I just went to a “shoe show” this past weekend and there was a lady who was probably in her 50′s. I get you may not have another talent, but at no point did you think to get an associates degree or tech school or anything…just to have something to fall back on in case your looks go to the crapper?!?!?!

    I love me some Leah. I can’t understand half of the things she is saying because of her Italian slang, but I love her nonetheless.

    Not sure why C-Wow doesn’t see why these ladies jumped on Nora. Nora said some things that just SHOULDN’T be said.

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Also Pia can reconcile with Renee because she wasn’t Renee’s friend to begin with and she was pre judged on things NORA said. Nora was supposed to be Pia’s friend so Nora shouldn’t say the things she said to or about Pia.

    Sit by Farrah and watch Oprah for eternity. BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 10:58 am

    I want Leah and Carla to meet. What would Leah have to say about nutty Renee? She would love Drita for backing her talk. She would not bother with Karen and Cousin No One.

    Leah’s dad maybe “retired” because all of his associates are either dead or in jail. My guess is he would still do a job if needed.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.