Mob Wives Chicago Recap: Damage Control

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By Sugarbush | Wednesday, July 25, 2012 | 11:53 pm | 9 Comments
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Pia is out shopping for new bras for her new gazungas.  Kamila points out a set of jammies that are all granny-ish and Pia tells her that she has like 50 pairs of those same jammies.  Then she drops another revelation – she’s quitting the pole.  She swears that this move isn’t about what others think of her, namely Renee.  Bella is getting older which means older friends who will figure out what her mother does for a living and she doesn’t want Bella dealing with that.  She also realizes that 40-year-olds should be working the pole.

Leah and C-Wow meet up and we have to hear the crap about Nora again.  Leah is beyond upset about the molestation allegations, whether it’s true or not.  C-Wow saw it as her defending herself.  Yeah, that’s not a proper way to defend oneself.  Call them a slut, a whore, a cunt, anything.  But you never say something like that.  That’s fucked.  Leah agrees to hear Nora’s side of it, although she’d rather not. 

Renee and Pia are now the duo getting together at an eating establishment.  Renee starts out really calmly and nicely, but Pia was able to go at this with some anger, as she has every right to do.  Renee stays surprisingly calm and admits that it was wrong of her to pass such judgments against someone she doesn’t know.  Renee doesn’t think she should make a career out of dancing and Pia tells her that’s she quitting anyway.  Renee says she really wants to help Pia and be there for her to which Pia takes a little offense.  Smartly, however, she doesn’t reveal this to Renee and takes up Renee on her kind offer.  I love that Leah, Renee, and Pia are the most violent but are also the most level-headed and seemingly good-hearted.  Yeah, I really just said “level-headed”. 

Next up is Nora taking Desiree to taste her freshly fermented daddy wine.  Then it happens.  For a woman who just recently accused another woman of being repeatedly raped by her own father, she makes the most disgusting, hypocritical statement ever.  I’m going to repeat this verbatim, but I feel really dirty and will have to go shower off afterward. 

“Oh my God, when I took the first sip of wine it felt like my dad was inside me.  Like tingling.  And like, I can’t even explain it and how joyous it was.”

The words “dad”, “inside”, and “tingling” should NEVER be used in the same sentence.  EVER.  Period.  End of mothereffing story.

I’ll be thinking of you when I’m lying under the covers tonight, Daddy.

She also refers to her father, mind you a HITMAN, was a classy and exquisite person.  I guess classy and exquisite enough to tingle inside of his own daughter…and murder Marilyn Monroe.

The matches have been pulled which has Pia and C-Wow be the next to meet up at a coffeehouse.  C-Wow wants to admonish Pia for not apologizing for what she did to Nora.  Instead of addressing this, Pia tells her that she and Renee have buried their differences and now are cool.  C-Wow doesn’t understand why Pia is trying to mend fences with someone whom she never had a relationship than to do so with someone to whom she was so close.  Well, maybe Nora was so horrible to her and made such disgusting accusations in front of a crowd of people?  Maybe because that is not something someone who genuinely cares about you does?  Then, Pia tells her that she’s hanging up the g-string and instead of being happy and supportive, C-Wow gets mad.  She doesn’t like that Pia’s being weak and caring too much about what other people think.  While I see her point, support this girl in making strides to improve her situation.  Geez.

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 5:29 am

    BWHAHAHAHA- C-Woww is as big of a nut as Nora is. Sticks and Stones, my ass! She’s is convently forgeting the first freaking episode when she was egging Pia on to confront Nora about what Nora had said about Pia to Pia’s cousin. Remind me, who got into a fist fight in public, oh yeah C-WOWW and Pia that’s who!! Who started it? C-WOWW , that’s who. These bitches are nuts!! I’m starting to believe Leah is the only one who has a lick of sense.

    Nutjob Nora’s HIGH end Wine (the blood of her father) , she’s going to sell it for $15.99 to $17.99 a bottle, yeah that’s high end!!

  2. 2
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 5:57 am

    “She has the face of a bloodhoud.”
    HA!
    I love you Sugarbush

  3. 3
    Sasha Tang
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 8:30 am

    I love this series, I love the “ladies.” I love Leah too, she should have her own show, BUT what do you think about this bonus clip from last week’s episode: http://www.vh1.com/video/misc/814613/bathroom-balloon-head.jhtml#id=1689549
    Why can’t Leah drop ITALIAN FEST??? Why was she bringing up an old issue when they were in the midst of a much worse problem at that moment? Also, in that episode, she just stood there paralyzed when Renee was taunting Nora and starting the big fight, I thought Leah wanted to do away with the violence in her presence…to be fair, maybe the producers didn’t allow her to intervene in that. It brought my love and respect for the gorgeous Leah down one notch, I’m sorry to say. She is still my favorite on the series. Do you ever think that Leah will get in a physical fight with anyone during this series?

  4. 4
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Nora is just batshit friggin crazy.
    When she said that about her father millions of people spit out their drinks simultaneously and muttered a colletive “ew”.
    She’s the kid in school that would say the basest, meanest shit to others and run to the teachers when shit hit the fan.
    She should be boxed out of society.

    C-Wow is missing …lawd I have no idea. She just grunts out dumbassery. If she is supposed to be the “Renee” of this series she is falling woefully short. Soemone needs to get her husband in the picture (I am on my KNEES begging he is a Junyah!)

    Pia..what is she going to do now that she’s coming off the pole?
    Please don’t tell me she’s a singer.

    Leah…I want to see her date a chubby.
    Come on Leah put your money where your mouth is.

  5. 5
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Sorry I meant …
    Put your money where your bazoo is!

  6. 6
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 9:57 am

    @Sheesh – Thank you for using one of the Words of the Day properly in a sentence. A+ for you.

    and please, please, please don’t let any of these women turn into wannabe pop stars. I’ve had my fill. Though, I’d take Mel over Cuntess any day.

    Oh God…did I just say that? I’ve hit rock fuckin’ bottom.

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 10:23 am

    I see Pia’s point. Her daughter is what…maybe 15 or 16. I am sure 18 year old sneak in there so either this run in has happened or Bella’s girlfriend’s older brother has come in or something like that.

    Good for her though. I just went to a “shoe show” this past weekend and there was a lady who was probably in her 50′s. I get you may not have another talent, but at no point did you think to get an associates degree or tech school or anything…just to have something to fall back on in case your looks go to the crapper?!?!?!

    I love me some Leah. I can’t understand half of the things she is saying because of her Italian slang, but I love her nonetheless.

    Not sure why C-Wow doesn’t see why these ladies jumped on Nora. Nora said some things that just SHOULDN’T be said.

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Also Pia can reconcile with Renee because she wasn’t Renee’s friend to begin with and she was pre judged on things NORA said. Nora was supposed to be Pia’s friend so Nora shouldn’t say the things she said to or about Pia.

    Sit by Farrah and watch Oprah for eternity. BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 10:58 am

    I want Leah and Carla to meet. What would Leah have to say about nutty Renee? She would love Drita for backing her talk. She would not bother with Karen and Cousin No One.

    Leah’s dad maybe “retired” because all of his associates are either dead or in jail. My guess is he would still do a job if needed.

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