Pia is out shopping for new bras for her new gazungas. Kamila points out a set of jammies that are all granny-ish and Pia tells her that she has like 50 pairs of those same jammies. Then she drops another revelation – she’s quitting the pole. She swears that this move isn’t about what others think of her, namely Renee. Bella is getting older which means older friends who will figure out what her mother does for a living and she doesn’t want Bella dealing with that. She also realizes that 40-year-olds should be working the pole.
Leah and C-Wow meet up and we have to hear the crap about Nora again. Leah is beyond upset about the molestation allegations, whether it’s true or not. C-Wow saw it as her defending herself. Yeah, that’s not a proper way to defend oneself. Call them a slut, a whore, a cunt, anything. But you never say something like that. That’s fucked. Leah agrees to hear Nora’s side of it, although she’d rather not.
Renee and Pia are now the duo getting together at an eating establishment. Renee starts out really calmly and nicely, but Pia was able to go at this with some anger, as she has every right to do. Renee stays surprisingly calm and admits that it was wrong of her to pass such judgments against someone she doesn’t know. Renee doesn’t think she should make a career out of dancing and Pia tells her that’s she quitting anyway. Renee says she really wants to help Pia and be there for her to which Pia takes a little offense. Smartly, however, she doesn’t reveal this to Renee and takes up Renee on her kind offer. I love that Leah, Renee, and Pia are the most violent but are also the most level-headed and seemingly good-hearted. Yeah, I really just said “level-headed”.
Next up is Nora taking Desiree to taste her freshly fermented daddy wine. Then it happens. For a woman who just recently accused another woman of being repeatedly raped by her own father, she makes the most disgusting, hypocritical statement ever. I’m going to repeat this verbatim, but I feel really dirty and will have to go shower off afterward.
“Oh my God, when I took the first sip of wine it felt like my dad was inside me. Like tingling. And like, I can’t even explain it and how joyous it was.”
The words “dad”, “inside”, and “tingling” should NEVER be used in the same sentence. EVER. Period. End of mothereffing story.
I’ll be thinking of you when I’m lying under the covers tonight, Daddy.
She also refers to her father, mind you a HITMAN, was a classy and exquisite person. I guess classy and exquisite enough to tingle inside of his own daughter…and murder Marilyn Monroe.
The matches have been pulled which has Pia and C-Wow be the next to meet up at a coffeehouse. C-Wow wants to admonish Pia for not apologizing for what she did to Nora. Instead of addressing this, Pia tells her that she and Renee have buried their differences and now are cool. C-Wow doesn’t understand why Pia is trying to mend fences with someone whom she never had a relationship than to do so with someone to whom she was so close. Well, maybe Nora was so horrible to her and made such disgusting accusations in front of a crowd of people? Maybe because that is not something someone who genuinely cares about you does? Then, Pia tells her that she’s hanging up the g-string and instead of being happy and supportive, C-Wow gets mad. She doesn’t like that Pia’s being weak and caring too much about what other people think. While I see her point, support this girl in making strides to improve her situation. Geez.