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So, we are only 2 episodes in and already bitches are talking about Facebook. Why don’t they ever seem to realize that reality shows and social media simply don’t mix? Seriously, how boring is your storyline when your complaint is that someone un-friended you from Facebook? Or, re-tweeted something someone else said on Twitter? More on that in a minute. This week we examine the repercussions of the fight.
Renee is mortified because drunk strippers getting their weave snatched out in restaurants is just classless, and while she signed up for a trashy reality show, she didn’t expect to be hanging with trashy people in front of a camera for all the world to see. It’s just not a good look, you understand?
Nora is talking to Renee about how awful it was to watch drunk bitches fighting each other in a nice restaurant. She thinks they should call upon the stripper in question; so that she can explain herself or apologize, or something. That part wasn’t very clear as I was drinking quite heavily myself. I think Nora might have tried to defend Pia to Renee at some point before deciding that Pia needs to kow-tow the reigning Klassy one, Renee Fecarotta Russo.
So, Pia comes over and is immediately on the defensive. Probably because Renee called her a skanky stripper with no class. Renee is demanding that Pia apologize (to Christina or the group?), and Pia is not having it. She may be a classless stripper, but at least she doesn’t go around snatching people’s weaves out in restaurants. She also feels like she came over for a talk with Renee and Nora only to find herself being attacked on Christina’s behalf.
Guys, here is the thing: Since the fight came out of nowhere and was obviously induced by alcohol, how am I supposed to pick a side on this? It’s not like they have given any character development for these chicks. So, I am just not invested in them enough to try to work out sides in a fight this stupid. It’s not like they have a Facebook beef…Wait. Never mind.
Anyway, Renee is saying that Pia embarrassed the whole group by getting her extensions yanked out during a fight. I wonder if she is going to tell Nora what a classless move it was to start playing with said extensions in a restaurant while people were trying to enjoy their food?
Christina meets up with Leah, she of the amazingly curly hair, and gives her side of what happened. She says that she is embarrassed by fighting, but was glad that she held her own and didn’t back down. It sure would be nice if we could see the unedited fight so that we would know exactly how the fight started. Then, I could decide whether or not Christian deserves props and Pia deserves to be relegated to Siberia for being a drunken, fighting, stripping, classless skank. Come on. You just know that is exactly how Renee refers to Pia when Pia isn’t around.
Leah makes me like her for a second when she says that shit wouldn’t have gone down if she had been there. I totally get a mental image of her curls flying as she shuts bitches down left and right. But, then I get a good look at her teeth and am a little frightened.
Anyway, they talk about how crazy it is that the two people who were closest, Pia and Christina, were drunk fighting and a high class restaurant.
Christina feels that she is owed an apology and therefore, is not planning to contact Pia until she gets one. Since Pia considers Christina to be a pimple on her ass, it will be a cold day in hell before she apologizes. You know what that means right? Standoff and side choosing time. If only, the audience could be clued in to what actually happened so that we could join in the fun of choosing a bad guy to rag on for the rest of the run.